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Whats the oppsite of Achaar?

Onion!

How?

Achaar = pickle
Pee-kal
So oppsite of pee- kal = pee aaj
=Peaj
Onion.

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yar main soch rha hon kay yahan clinic khol lon
dost: yar tumhara khial to acha hay magr yahaan ka qabrustan chota hay

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Angrez wow
Zabardast who kia hay sardar ji
Sardar: Sorakh

]]> http://www.eworldsms.net/jokes-sms/sardar-ham-nay-1-aise-cheez-banaye-hai-jis-se-ham-diw.html/feed/ 0 aik din zardari se kisi ne kaha baba saien apko kis din http://www.eworldsms.net/jokes-sms/aik-din-zardari-se-kisi-ne-kaha-baba-saien-apko-kis-di.html http://www.eworldsms.net/jokes-sms/aik-din-zardari-se-kisi-ne-kaha-baba-saien-apko-kis-di.html#comments Fri, 08 Aug 2008 06:00:39 +0000 admin aik din zardari se kisi ne kaha baba saien apko kis din dar lagta hai zardari says baba jis din log naara lgatay hain ke b. b zinda hai

]]> http://www.eworldsms.net/jokes-sms/aik-din-zardari-se-kisi-ne-kaha-baba-saien-apko-kis-di.html/feed/ 0 I love uI love u so muchbcozbcozBcozIndira http://www.eworldsms.net/jokes-sms/i-love-ui-love-u-so-muchbcozbcozbcozindira.html http://www.eworldsms.net/jokes-sms/i-love-ui-love-u-so-muchbcozbcozbcozindira.html#comments Fri, 08 Aug 2008 06:00:39 +0000 admin I love u.

I love u
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Sardar:horses r in different colors but donkeys r same.

]]> http://www.eworldsms.net/jokes-sms/britishy-u-all-indians-r-in-differnt-colorslook-we-r.html/feed/ 0 EK CHOTIH SI LOVE STORYek tah larka ek tih larki http://www.eworldsms.net/jokes-sms/ek-chotih-si-love-storyek-tah-larka-ek-tih-lark.html http://www.eworldsms.net/jokes-sms/ek-chotih-si-love-storyek-tah-larka-ek-tih-lark.html#comments Fri, 08 Aug 2008 06:00:39 +0000 admin (..EK CHOTIH SI LOVE STORY..)

ek tah larka ek tih larki,
larka tah kala larki tih gorih,
larka tah memon larki tih borih…….

soja mere bache bes yahe tih kahaani….

]]> http://www.eworldsms.net/jokes-sms/ek-chotih-si-love-storyek-tah-larka-ek-tih-lark.html/feed/ 0 Saas Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai Chawal sepatthar http://www.eworldsms.net/jokes-sms/saas-khuda-ne-tumhe-do-aankhe-di-hai-chawal-sepattha.html http://www.eworldsms.net/jokes-sms/saas-khuda-ne-tumhe-do-aankhe-di-hai-chawal-sepattha.html#comments Fri, 08 Aug 2008 06:00:39 +0000 admin Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se
patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?

Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do
char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

]]> http://www.eworldsms.net/jokes-sms/saas-khuda-ne-tumhe-do-aankhe-di-hai-chawal-sepattha.html/feed/ 0 ek baar ek ladki ko dekheker ek ladka bola uf kya julfe http://www.eworldsms.net/jokes-sms/ek-baar-ek-ladki-ko-dekheker-ek-ladka-bola-uf-kya-julf.html http://www.eworldsms.net/jokes-sms/ek-baar-ek-ladki-ko-dekheker-ek-ladka-bola-uf-kya-julf.html#comments Fri, 08 Aug 2008 06:00:39 +0000 admin ek baar ek ladki ko dekheker ek ladka bola uf kya julfe hain
ladaka daily ladki ko tang karta tha ek din
ladki collage ja rahi thi to ladka pohir bola
uf kya julfe hain
ladki boli aage bhi kuch bolegaa
ladka bola : dho liya ker nahi to dhere pad
jayenge

]]> http://www.eworldsms.net/jokes-sms/ek-baar-ek-ladki-ko-dekheker-ek-ladka-bola-uf-kya-julf.html/feed/ 0 ek sardar ko telenor me oprater ki job meli pahay hi di http://www.eworldsms.net/jokes-sms/ek-sardar-ko-telenor-me-oprater-ki-job-meli-pahay-hi-d.html http://www.eworldsms.net/jokes-sms/ek-sardar-ko-telenor-me-oprater-ki-job-meli-pahay-hi-d.html#comments Fri, 08 Aug 2008 06:00:39 +0000 admin ek sardar ko telenor me oprater ki job meli pahay hi din call ayi sir mari telenor ki sim blok ho gi ha sardar says te salya zong di ly la
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