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Deadly IQ of a sardar
Whats the oppsite of Achaar?

Onion!

How?

Achaar = pickle
Pee-kal
So oppsite of pee- kal = pee aaj
=Peaj
Onion.

Ek doctor apny dost se
yar main soch rha hon kay yahan clinic khol lon
dost: yar tumhara khial to acha hay magr yahaan ka qabrustan chota hay

Sardar: ham nay 1 aise cheez banaye hai jis se ham diwar ky us par daikh sakty hain
Angrez wow
Zabardast who kia hay sardar ji
Sardar: Sorakh

aik din zardari se kisi ne kaha baba saien apko kis din dar lagta hai zardari says baba jis din log naara lgatay hain ke b. b zinda hai

I love u.

I love u
so much..b‘coz,,…

b‘coz…

.B‘cozIndira Gandhi says: Love Animals .

British:Y U All Indians r in differnt colors?look we r all white.
Sardar:horses r in different colors but donkeys r same.

(..EK CHOTIH SI LOVE STORY..)

ek tah larka ek tih larki,
larka tah kala larki tih gorih,
larka tah memon larki tih borih…….

soja mere bache bes yahe tih kahaani….

Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se
patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?

Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do
char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

ek baar ek ladki ko dekheker ek ladka bola uf kya julfe hain
ladaka daily ladki ko tang karta tha ek din
ladki collage ja rahi thi to ladka pohir bola
uf kya julfe hain
ladki boli aage bhi kuch bolegaa
ladka bola : dho liya ker nahi to dhere pad
jayenge

ek sardar ko telenor me oprater ki job meli pahay hi din call ayi sir mari telenor ki sim blok ho gi ha sardar says te salya zong di ly la
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