JOKES SMS & Text Messages Collection


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Museum administrator

Museum administrator: That”s a 500 year old statue you”ve broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

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judge to man

Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him?
Man: No my lord, he give it to me.
Judge: when did he give you?
Man: when I showed him the gun

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I”ve made so many mistakes in my life

I”ve made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you.

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ESSAY:-

1 ameer larko ko school me ghareeb khandaan pe essay likhnay ko kaha gya,

ESSAY:-

ek gharib khandaan tha,
baap gharib,
maa gharib,
bachay gharib,
khandaan me sirf naukar thay or wo bhi gharib,
car bhi tutti hui accord thi,
driver bachon ko usi tutti hui car me school chor k aata tha,
bachon k paas puranay N95 thay,
bachay haftay me sirf 3 baar hi Mcdonald jatay thay,
ghar me sirf 4 2nd hand AC thay,
saara khandaan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha.

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Larke wale:

Larke wale:hum ko larki pasand he shadi kb krni he?

Larki wale:abi to larki parh rhi he. . . .

Larke wale:Hmara beta knsa bacha he jo kitaben phaar dega . . . . .;-)

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Quaid foat ho gaye

Quaid foat ho gaye, Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho gaye, Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya main nahi rahay, meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi ha, soochta hun ke maray bad Pakistan ka kia banay ga

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Pathan: Aj Me bus Ke Peache Ghar Tak Bhagta Huwa Aya Ho Or Kirye Ke 20 Rupe B Bacha Lie.

2sra Pathan:
Tum Bhut Bewakoof Ho Rikshe Ke Peache Bhagte To 80 Rupe Bach Jate:

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be happy forever

Happiness is more important than smile..
becose smile comes from lips,
but happiness comes from heart..
be happy forever

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Girls Are Just Like Computer

Girls Are Just Like Computer Ram”s They

Remember Every Thing Until You Keep Them Charged With Your Sweetness Once The Connection Interrupted Their Memory Will Be Refreshed And The

Process Starts Again

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Zindagi

Zindgi
“ABC”
ka majmoaa hy

?

A=Aitbaar
B=Bharosa
C=Chahat
D=Dosti
E=Enaayat
F=Faisla
G=Gham
H=Hmdam
I=Intzar
J=Justuju
K=Khayal
L=Lamhy
M=Muhabbat
N=Narazgi
O=Omeed
P=Pyar
Q=Qismat
R=Rishty
S=Smjhota
T=Tamanna
U=Udasiyan
V=Virasat
W=Wada
X=Xcuse
Y=Yaden

in sb felings sy milkr banti hy

Z=Zindagi

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