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Cuteness:

Cuteness:
Ek BacCha ApNi MAA Se Pitne k BaAD ApNe PaPa Se BoLa:
“PapA TuMhAri BiWi k SaTh Ab MerA GuzAra Nhi Ho Sak Ta,
MujHe MEri BiWi ChAhiYE. Ha ha ha


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A Man’s Feeling about mobile

A man’s feeling
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It feels like a mini heart attack
when i dont find my mobile in my pocket
&
Its almost like heart fail
when i see it in my girlfriend’s hand !


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Salary b Milegi.

Height of Happiness:
A Boy got a Job in a Girls Hostel
Aftr 2 Mnths.
Owner asked: Why dont U Come to take Ur Salary
Boy: Kya!
Salary b Milegi.. GEOo0o :P

Itni Slow Awaz Mein Kis Sy Baat Kar Rahe Ho

Wife: Itni Slow Awaz Mein
Kis Sy Baat Kar Rahe Ho?

Husband: Bahen Sy.

Wife: Bahen Sy Itni Slow
Awaz Mein Bolne Ki Keya
Zaroorat Hy?

Husband: Tumhari behen se :D

What’s The Difference Between

What’s The Difference
Between Mother’s &
Girlfriend’s Tears…..??
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A Classic Answer..
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Mother’s Tears”EFFECT Our
HEART”:(
&
Girlfriend’s Tears”EFFECT Our
POCKET” :P :D

Shohar Aik Aisi Cheez Hai

Shohar Aik Aisi Cheez Hai
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Jis ke Samne Chipkali Se Derne Wali BV
Sher Ban K Ghoomti Hai…:P:D

ZALEEL hone ki Aadat ho Gai hai

Acchi Baat to Sabko Acchi Lagti hai dosto
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Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi ki Buri Baat bhi acchi Lage to Smjho k Tumhe Pyar
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Nahi hua :P

ZALEEL hone ki Aadat ho Gai hai.. :P =D..:P:P

McDonald’s chale

Girl: McDonald’s chale…?
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Boy: Spelling bolo to hi jayenge. .
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Girl: 1 kam karo KFC chalte h…
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Boy: KFC ka Fullform bolo .
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Girl: Rehne de kamine, samosa hi khila de….
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:D :D

Unmarried Boy ko Bachelor kehtay hain

Unmarried Boy ko Bachelor kehtay hain :P

Tow Unmarried Girl ko kia kehte hain ??????
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Bachiii xD :P :P

Main Ne P0CHA

Main Ne P0CHA:
“QEEMAT Kya Hai Muhabbat Ki?”
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Us Ne Kaha “i-phone 5 DABBA PACK” = / = D

..( ) T0UBA.. B0HT MEHNGAAYi Hai Yar = D
_||_ :O Edi mehngii mohabbbat :P

Aj tk tune koi aisa kam kiya hai

Dad:Aj tk tune koi aisa kam kiya hai.

jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?

Beta:1 bar aapke sar ke niche

l)(”,)____///_
TAKIYA lagaya tha Bhul gae kia?

I Want To Say Something To U

Girl : I Want To Say Something
To U..!!
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Boy : What.?!
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Girl : Its 3 Words & 8
letters..!!
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Boy : I knw. Its I love You..
But I Dont..!!
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Girl : No.
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Boy : Then What..?
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Girl : Go To Hell !!=p

Story of all boys

Story of all boys:-
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jitni baar bhi flirt krne ki koshish
krte hai..
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utni baar hi pyaar ho jata hai..
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wo bhi..
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“sachha wala” :P =D :D :( :

Ek teacher ne ek ladke se pucha

Ek teacher ne ek ladke se pucha:

agar tumhare paas chaar toffee hain!unmse se maine do le lee to tumhare pas kiti toffee bachengi?
Baccha bola:chaar
Teacher:vo kaise

Baccha bola:main thodi na bevkoof hoon jo do toffee ap ko de dunga.

Museum administrator

Museum administrator: That”s a 500 year old statue you”ve broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

judge to man

Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him?
Man: No my lord, he give it to me.
Judge: when did he give you?
Man: when I showed him the gun

I”ve made so many mistakes in my life

I”ve made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you.

ESSAY:-

1 ameer larko ko school me ghareeb khandaan pe essay likhnay ko kaha gya,

ESSAY:-

ek gharib khandaan tha,
baap gharib,
maa gharib,
bachay gharib,
khandaan me sirf naukar thay or wo bhi gharib,
car bhi tutti hui accord thi,
driver bachon ko usi tutti hui car me school chor k aata tha,
bachon k paas puranay N95 thay,
bachay haftay me sirf 3 baar hi Mcdonald jatay thay,
ghar me sirf 4 2nd hand AC thay,
saara khandaan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha.