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ye hai Basanti ab ye nachegi

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ye hai Basanti ab ye nachegi,,

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nachi kya??

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Sorry me bhool gaya tha Ki “BASANTI KUTTON KE SAMNE NAHI NACHTI..

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U r very special for mei dont want to lose friend like

U r very special for me,

i dont want to lose friend like u,

always u should be safe..

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please Be Carefull

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wenever u jump from one tree to another….

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U are sweet as Choclatemeetha asGulabJamun Raseela as

U are sweet as Choclate,

meetha asGulabJamun, Raseela as Rasgulla,

cool as ICE Cream Bhagwan buri nazar se bachaye mere dost ko cheetiyan hi na lag jaye……hahaha

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mera number badal gaya hainunder wear ka chahiye to le

mera number badal gaya hain.

under wear ka chahiye to le lena

tu apna hi to dost hain.

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Still Smiling Smile 2 Old Man Means RespectSmile 2 A

Still Smiling :)

Smile 2 Old Man Means Respect

Smile 2 A Child Means Innocence

Smile 2 Lover Means Love

Smiling In Front Of Computer Means Mental

Still Smiling!

(Confirmed)

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kitne haseen hai aapkhud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya

kitne haseen hai aap,

khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo,

ankho me kajal lagana hi kafi nahi,

gale me nimbu mirchi or chappal bhi latkaya karo…

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Whos hot Its UWhosCharming Its UWhos Sweetest

Who‘s hot… Its U,

Who‘s

Charming… Its U,

Who‘s

Sweetest.. Its U,

Who‘s

Intelligent… Its U,

Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U

Who‘s a liar.. Its me

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SMS karne k fayde 1Mobil ko jang nahi lagta 2Timpas

SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko jang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega

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Cheese is Cheese Butter is butter if u 4get me i will t

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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My dear Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho tohosla saath r

My dear!
Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
hosla saath rakhna

Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to
aitbar sath rakhna

Agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to
To

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DANT SAAF RAKHNA.

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