AJ BHAGICHE MEIN KALI HAIY KAL GULAAB HO
JO TUJH SEY SHADI KARE GA USKA DIMAG KHARAB HOGA

Susti bhare jism ko jagaate kyo nahi,

uthkar sab k samne aate kyo nahi,

SMS bhi tumhara smell maarta hai.

zara himmat kar k nahate kyo nahi

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ye kenchi lo aur logon k jaib kato oor sms k liy pesay jama karooo…….

An
Elephant
Cow and
a Khota

Arguing whos the Best

Elephant:
I help move heavy loads

Cow:
I give milk
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kuchh bol yar

Its ur turn now!

I Like Grapes

Bcoz Its Boneless.

And I Like u

Bcoz…

u r Brainless

Ha..Ha..Ha..

Felt bad?

Cum‘on yar,

Its just A

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Fact.

Mushraf ka kutta ussy rooth gia,,ja k gandy naaly ma doob gia..dobty hwy bola ab or zulim nhi sahyn gy..ak ghar ma do do nhi rahn gy,,

wat is the bigest presure on PAK cricket captain wen they need 1 Run to win in 5 overs and 10 wickets in hand?

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Ya khuda agar jeet gaye to

English bolni padegi..

Khuda kare ke tum zindgi me bahut aage bado..

itne aage bado ke jisase bhi milo wo kahe…

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“Chalo bhai aage bado..chutta nahi hai..“

M_RKH,

ST_PID,

B_DH_,

D_FFER,

BEWK_F,

GHOCH_,

_LL_,

DEKHA..!

EVERYTHING IS INCOMPLETE WITHOUT

“ U “……********……******…

Dog 1: me is area me naya naya hu

Muje yaha k kutto k sardar se milna he

Dog 2:ssshhh..Chup…!

Aawaz mat karo

Boss msg padh rahe hai…!