Free latest sms text messages & Jokes » Insult SMS http://www.eworldsms.net Spreading the love and smile all around the world with our constantly updating collection of hilarious sms messages Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:13:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 At ur age hitler commited suicide http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/at-ur-age-hitler-commited-suicide.html http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/at-ur-age-hitler-commited-suicide.html#comments Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:13:44 +0000 admin Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

]]> http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/at-ur-age-hitler-commited-suicide.html/feed/ 0 I have lots of jokes in my inbox http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/i-have-lots-of-jokes-in-my-inbox.html http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/i-have-lots-of-jokes-in-my-inbox.html#comments Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:13:35 +0000 admin I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”

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MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

]]> http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/someone-misses-you.html/feed/ 0 Evil made a mother-in-law. http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/evil-made-a-mother-in-law.html http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/evil-made-a-mother-in-law.html#comments Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:11:20 +0000 admin God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

]]> http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/evil-made-a-mother-in-law.html/feed/ 0 Your 5 qualities http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/your-5-qualities.html http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/your-5-qualities.html#comments Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:10:26 +0000 admin Ur 5 qualities:

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2———

3———

4———

5———

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

]]> http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/your-5-qualities.html/feed/ 0 Close ur eyes n think about yourself http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/close-ur-eyes-n-think-about-yourself.html http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/close-ur-eyes-n-think-about-yourself.html#comments Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:10:05 +0000 admin Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

]]> http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/close-ur-eyes-n-think-about-yourself.html/feed/ 0 How good I play the guitar ??? http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/how-good-i-play-the-guitar.html http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/how-good-i-play-the-guitar.html#comments Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:09:25 +0000 admin boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :D :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/

]]> http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/how-good-i-play-the-guitar.html/feed/ 0 U r like a coin http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/u-r-like-a-coin.html http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/u-r-like-a-coin.html#comments Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:09:14 +0000 admin Boy: “You Are Like A COIN.”

Girl: “Awwww, Valuable .. ?”

Boy: “No, Two Faced”

]]> http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/u-r-like-a-coin.html/feed/ 0 Your teeths r like stars http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/your-teeths-r-like-stars.html http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/your-teeths-r-like-stars.html#comments Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:09:04 +0000 admin Boy: your teeth are like the stars

Girl: awww … Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?

Boy: no, far away from each other.

]]> http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/your-teeths-r-like-stars.html/feed/ 0 Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/dedicated-to-all-girls-with-high-attitude.html http://www.eworldsms.net/insult-sms/dedicated-to-all-girls-with-high-attitude.html#comments Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:08:54 +0000 admin Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

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Sweety ! Don’t Be Proud
If Every Boy Wants You..!

Always Remember,
Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers

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