Insult SMS & Text Messages Collection

Jab hum Student They

Teacher ne Bachon se Kaha:
“Jab hum Student They to Bohat Laiq They.”

1 Bachy Ne Masoomiyat Se Kaha:
“Aap ko Teacher Qabil Mil Gaye Hon Gey.” :-)

Summer comes again AgainWinter commes again and again

Summer comes again & Again
Winter commes again and again
But
A person like u never comes again ?& again
Bcoz
Parents never make a mistake again and again

Teray Liye aik Bad NewsTU Kabi MAANahi Ban Sak

Teray Liye aik Bad News…
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TU Kabi “MAA“Nahi Ban Sakta,………….

ghum may bhi maza ata hai Gharibun kay ghar bhi KHUDA a

ghum may bhi maza ata hai

Gharibun kay ghar bhi KHUDA ata hai

hum to apko roz sms kartey hain

Aik aapka sms jo WORLD CUP ki tarhan 4 saal bad ata hai

Kab tak chupo gih pataon ki aarh meinjaneman ek din

Kab tak chupo gih pataon ki aarh mein,,,,

janeman ek din aaoy gih hamarey bazaar mein….

( MiNd iT )

After 7 Days After 159 Hrs After 16890 Mins After 101

After 7 Days!

After 159 Hrs!

After 16890 Mins

After 1015200seconds!

Sub Log…..
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Jo Bhi Karen, Ap Ko Kya Taklef Hai?
Aap Apna Kam Karein:-)

BE ALERT KOI BHI KUCH BHI KHAANEY KO DEY MATKHAANA I

BE – ALERT

KOI BHI
KUCH BHI
KHAANEY KO DEY

MAT-KHAANA

IDHAR – UDHAR
NIGAH – RAKHNA
Kyu – K

Kyu-K

CITY-GOVT NE
KUTTA MAAR MOHIM

START KAR DI HAI… :p@@@@

NEW PRICEKFCPIZZA20CHICKEN15BURGER10PEPSI5LEKIN

NEW PRICE
@K.F.C
PIZZA@20
CHICKEN@15
BURGER@10
PEPSI@5
LEKIN AAP PHIR B NAHI KHA SAKTAY,,,,,,,,

Q,K
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AAP K PAAS TU SMS K LIYE BHI PAISAY NAHI HOTAY,,,,,,,,,,,………

Yaroo se miltey milatey rahiyeCall ki g a or baten bana

Yaroo se miltey milatey rahiye
Call ki g a or baten banatey rahiye
Magar
Aap tow kanjooso k sardar hen janab
Sirf SMS parh k hi muskuratey rahiye

Plz call meits urgent Ek accident ho gaya haiAap k

Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.

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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna

Warna

GADHA mar jayega