Hi smarty,,,
karan johar producing a new film and is looking for new talent
I”ve suggested ur name..
FILM NAME–
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SHAKAL HO NAA HO!!:D
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Hi smarty
Posted by admin on February 8th, 2013
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Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To Nahin
Posted by admin on January 9th, 2013
Boy : : Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To Nahin
ar Tumhe Apni Palkon Pe Bitha ke Ghumaunga!
Mere Paas apne dost Jaisa Bada bungalow To Nahin Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga
Mere Paas apne dost Jitne Paise To Nahin Par Main Mehnat Kar ke Khilaunga
Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye..?
Girl : : Dimag ki maa behan mat kar .!!! Dost Ka Number de 
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How many apples can you eat
Posted by admin on December 10th, 2012
Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach? Girl: I can eat 6 apples. Boy: you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not inempty stomach. Girl: waow super joke I’ll tell my friend. Girl to Other Girl: How many apple can you eatin empty stomach? Other Girl: I can eat 10. . . . Girl: oohhh faxX! if you have said”6″ i would tell a supaaa Joke…! :p
That awkward Moment
Posted by admin on November 10th, 2012
That awkward Moment
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When you got a missed call
From an unknown number,
and when you call back,
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You heard voice of your friends:
“Tharki Saale,
Ladki samajh ke Call back kar liya”!! =D =P
I give you a kiss and hold you tight
Posted by admin on April 29th, 2012
I give you a kiss and hold you tight,
To go with my words so few,
And try to express the way i feel,
In a different way for you…
I LOVE YOU
