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Height of shame

Height of shame :

A girl with her face covered on a bus stop

A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??

Girl replies
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Papa mein hoon.


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Hi smarty

Hi smarty,,,

karan johar producing a new film and is looking for new talent
I”ve suggested ur name..
FILM NAME–
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SHAKAL HO NAA HO!!:D


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Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To Nahin

Boy : : Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To Nahin
ar Tumhe Apni Palkon Pe Bitha ke Ghumaunga!

Mere Paas apne dost Jaisa Bada bungalow To Nahin Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga

Mere Paas apne dost Jitne Paise To Nahin Par Main Mehnat Kar ke Khilaunga

Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye..?

Girl : : Dimag ki maa behan mat kar .!!! Dost Ka Number de :D :P

How many apples can you eat

Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach? Girl: I can eat 6 apples. Boy: you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not inempty stomach. Girl: waow super joke I’ll tell my friend. Girl to Other Girl: How many apple can you eatin empty stomach? Other Girl: I can eat 10. . . . Girl: oohhh faxX! if you have said”6″ i would tell a supaaa Joke…! :p :D

That awkward Moment

That awkward Moment
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When you got a missed call
From an unknown number,
and when you call back,
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You heard voice of your friends:
“Tharki Saale,
Ladki samajh ke Call back kar liya”!! =D =P

I give you a kiss and hold you tight

I give you a kiss and hold you tight,
To go with my words so few,
And try to express the way i feel,
In a different way for you…
I LOVE YOU

1 ladki k saath ghoomay to sab dekh lete hai..

Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..

Ladies hostel caught Fire

Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.

Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho

Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?

Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain

Police: To Ghar Me Karo

Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?

Boy-Ro kyu rhi ho?

Boy-Ro kyu rhi ho?

Girl-Mere Marks Bahut kum aye hai

Boy-Bata kitne aye hai?

Girl-Sirf 88%

Boy-Khuda Ka Khof Kar zalim, itne mein toh 2 ladke pass ho jate hai… =D

Pappu Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya

Pappu Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:
PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡Ya ..
SawaL Tha?
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Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?
Pappu:
Cartoon Network :)

Marriages are made in Heaven

Marriages are made in Heaven

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BUT
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The Maintenance charges has to be paid on Earth…!

Agree ??? :D :D

Whats your star??

[♥] Aries___________Romantic [♥]
[♥] Taurus_________Attitude [♥]
[♥] Cancer_________Intelligent [♥]
[♥] Capricorn_______Smart [♥]
[♥] Gemini_________Dashing [♥]
… [♥] Leo____________Caring [♥]
[♥] Libra___________Sincere [♥]
[♥] Pisces__________Hardworking [♥]
[♥] Sagittarius______Lovely [♥]
[♥] Scorpio_________Simple [♥]
[♥] Virgo___________Beautiful [♥]
[♥] Aquarius________Cute [♥]
[♥] Whats your star?? — [♥]

A Chinese Man Married A African Lady

A Chinese Man Married A African Lady !!
They got a baby boy…
He died after 3 months :(
In The Funurel room She was crying N she was sayin I knew I knew that…..!!!
A Relative of Her Asked her that what u know ??
… She said that I know that china products cannot live more than 3 months !!!
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BUHAAAAHAAAA LOOOl ROTFL !!!

Husband to wife

Wife:
Ajee Sunte Ho ?
Aaj Hamare Munne Ne Pehli Bar kuch Bola.

Husband:
… Ohh Sacch me kya ?? Acha, Kiya Bola ?

Wife:

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Light Wale …. Pentot. :p

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin.

The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D

Aftr engagemnt!

Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!

Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D

A successful marriage

A successful marriage is based
On give & take:

Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it

&

Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!