Insult SMS & Text Messages Collection
Jab hum Student They
Teacher ne Bachon se Kaha:
“Jab hum Student They to Bohat Laiq They.”
1 Bachy Ne Masoomiyat Se Kaha:
“Aap ko Teacher Qabil Mil Gaye Hon Gey.”
Summer comes again AgainWinter commes again and again
Summer comes again & Again
Winter commes again and again
But
A person like u never comes again ?& again
Bcoz
Parents never make a mistake again and again
Teray Liye aik Bad NewsTU Kabi MAANahi Ban Sak
Teray Liye aik Bad News…
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TU Kabi “MAA“Nahi Ban Sakta,………….
ghum may bhi maza ata hai Gharibun kay ghar bhi KHUDA a
ghum may bhi maza ata hai
Gharibun kay ghar bhi KHUDA ata hai
hum to apko roz sms kartey hain
Aik aapka sms jo WORLD CUP ki tarhan 4 saal bad ata hai
Kab tak chupo gih pataon ki aarh meinjaneman ek din
Kab tak chupo gih pataon ki aarh mein,,,,
janeman ek din aaoy gih hamarey bazaar mein….
( MiNd iT )
After 7 Days After 159 Hrs After 16890 Mins After 101
After 7 Days!
After 159 Hrs!
After 16890 Mins
After 1015200seconds!
Sub Log…..
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Jo Bhi Karen, Ap Ko Kya Taklef Hai?
Aap Apna Kam Karein:-)
BE ALERT KOI BHI KUCH BHI KHAANEY KO DEY MATKHAANA I
BE – ALERT
KOI BHI
KUCH BHI
KHAANEY KO DEY
MAT-KHAANA
IDHAR – UDHAR
NIGAH – RAKHNA
Kyu – K
Kyu-K
CITY-GOVT NE
KUTTA MAAR MOHIM
START KAR DI HAI… :p@@@@
NEW PRICEKFCPIZZA20CHICKEN15BURGER10PEPSI5LEKIN
NEW PRICE
@K.F.C
PIZZA@20
CHICKEN@15
BURGER@10
PEPSI@5
LEKIN AAP PHIR B NAHI KHA SAKTAY,,,,,,,,
Q,K
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AAP K PAAS TU SMS K LIYE BHI PAISAY NAHI HOTAY,,,,,,,,,,,………
Yaroo se miltey milatey rahiyeCall ki g a or baten bana
Yaroo se miltey milatey rahiye
Call ki g a or baten banatey rahiye
Magar
Aap tow kanjooso k sardar hen janab
Sirf SMS parh k hi muskuratey rahiye
Plz call meits urgent Ek accident ho gaya haiAap k
Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
Warna
GADHA mar jayega