Pathan to doctor
muj ko 1 problem ha
Doctor:kia
Pathan: baat kartay wakt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Doctor: Esa kab hota ha
Pathan: phone kartay wakt

girlfrend na hone ke fayede,

1-time ki bachat,

2-chain ki nind,

3-na mobile ka bill,

4-koi kam meparshani nahi..

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Golden Words . . .

Kaam Ko Kal Per Na Daalo . . .

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Q k Woh parsoon bhi to Ho sakta hay….!

A boy was following a girl.
Girl: “don’t follow me, because my mother is coming behind you”
Boy: “don’t worry, my father is following her..:p

Wife:
Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete

Husband:
Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain ..:p

Q what is cigratte?

ans Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other

KOI patther se na mare mere deevane ko
ARZ kia hai koi PAtther se na mare mere deevane ko
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SAdar Bush hazir hai joota khane ko
ADIL.,haripur

once two frenz were going on a journey in jungle. there came a bear 1 of them climbed on a tree and other lie down on ground held his breath bear came to him and said.. . . . . . . . . . . puttar hun aay drama nai chalna, main aay kahani parhi hoi aey.

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Call – Chicken Ka Maza

SMS – Sabzi Ka Maza

Miscall – Daal Ka Maza

No Response – FAAQA

Aaj Kuch Pakka Hai Yan FAAQA He Hoga..??