Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan Me Botal Kabr Me Baith Kar Piya Karenge

In Ladkiyon Se To Bewafai Mili

Ab Bhootniyo Se Pange Liya Karenge.

X Kuze Me

Apne Haath Uppar Utao
Ab Dono Haath Jor Lo

Ok

Ab Apni Aankhain Band Karo

Aur

Sachey Dil Se Dua Karo

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“Ya ALLAH Humari Light Aa Jaye …“ ;->

Sardar ki suhag rat ha

Bevi bed par bethi ha

aur sardar se kehti ha

dunia k sab se ganda kam kardo

Sardar ny paint utari or

bed per poti kar di(-)

Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks

Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai.? Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.

Dear Mr. Singh??pyare singh sahab

You do not meet?-aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement?-humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance?-ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.

No phone call ?-phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained?-bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks?-aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya

1 man asked sardar je:
Aqal bari k bhans

Sardar je said:
let me think
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dovan de date of birth ty tu dassi nai..

1st sardar:im so kanjoos.I want 2 go 4 honeymoon alone& save my half money,
2nd sardar:ur nothing.I sent my wife with my friend& save my all “MONEY“

A Sardar as a Director: U should jump 2 da swimingpool 4rm 100 ft height.
Actor: i don‘t know swiming.
Sardar Director: Oye dn‘t worry yar there is no water

Kripya Dhyaan De,

Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!

2 bachon ki Maa teesri dafa shadi kar rahi thi…

Nikah k wakt chota bacha ronay laga…

Maa boli: chup ho ja, warna agli dafa sath nahi laon g

aik pathan k pass bohat si mobile battries thin….kisi nay sawal kia….khan ji ye kia..

Pathan: khocha 2sray din hi mobile per likha ajata hai..battrey low….to hum bazar say lay aata hai