If a baby is born
in AFRICA,
what will
be the colour of the
babies teeth?
?

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you fool.!

a new born baby dont hav teeth…

Dil e mUztarib Dil e Gham-Zada
Teray Gham Ki jO hAi Dawa Bata
Shab e Hijr Mein jO LabOn Pey Thi
wOhii Sab Sey Pehli dUa Bata
wO Palat Sakey Tera hO Sakey
kOii mUjh kO Aisi Wafa Bata
mUjhey kOii Aisa tOo Harf Dey
Naya hOsla Naya Zarf Dey
K Na tUjh Sey kOii Gilla KarOn
yOnhi Hans Key Sab Milla KarOn

Dil e mUztarib Dil e Gham-Zada
Meri Baat Sun Meray Pass Aa
Teray Saath Main Bhi tO hOn khaRa
Usi Raah Mein Usii mOar Par
JahaaN Chal Diya Tha wO ChOar Kar
Kisi Aur Dais Ki oaR kO
Naii ManzilOn Key Jahaan kO
JahaaN Mera kOii gUzar Nahien
Gila Phir Bhi Us Sey Magar Nahien

Dil e mUztarib Dil e Gham-Zada
Chalo Us kO Daitey hAin ye dUa
K wO KhUsh Rahey Meray Siwa

Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k
5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy.

sardar apne wife sy: myri gf k pas
mera 1 beta hy abhe lata hon.
Ghar aya to 2 bache nhi thy pocha kahan hy?

wife! jisky thy wo lygya… =P ;->

faraz ke bad ab hazir _ e khidamt hai
amjad islam amjad
amjad tere sharaf per kisi ko ho ga na shak

halki phulki bhok mai halka phulka tuc

Jab Pakistan ko 1 run chaye hota hay 10 wicket hand me hoti hay to un par kia pressure hota hay??

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Yaar jeetne k bad English bolni pary gi

3 ways to catch a Tiger

1:Newton‘s method:Allow the Tiger to catch u and catch the tiger.

2:Einstein‘s method: Chase the Tiger untill it get tired then catch it.

3:Pakistani Police method: Catch a Cat and beat it untill it accepts it‘s a Tiger

3 gadhy zoo se farar hogaye
1st TV Dekh Raha Hai
2nd Footbal khail rha hay
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Nahi Tum Nahi…
Hamesha Aisa Kyoun Sochte ho Woh Mil Nahi Raha yar

Ek bachey ne bhuriya (old lady) k pass pathakha rakh diya
Log chilaye
Bhuriya pathakah
Bhuriya pathaka

Bhuriya sharama k boli

Chal hat
Who tu mai jawani mai thi

dr. apko kya problem hai pationt.. loose motion dr. kitne loose pationt.. boht loose .dr.. phir b kitne pationt ..intay loose ke ap graray kar saktay ho

kya ap panchvi pass say tez hain ????

To batao ?

Agar Ram seeta hai,

Tou Ram kya hai ???

socho socho

simple hai yar

“Darzi“

Samjhay Panchvi Fail