faraz ke bad ab hazir _ e khidamt hai
amjad islam amjad
amjad tere sharaf per kisi ko ho ga na shak

halki phulki bhok mai halka phulka tuc

Jab Pakistan ko 1 run chaye hota hay 10 wicket hand me hoti hay to un par kia pressure hota hay??

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Yaar jeetne k bad English bolni pary gi

3 ways to catch a Tiger

1:Newton‘s method:Allow the Tiger to catch u and catch the tiger.

2:Einstein‘s method: Chase the Tiger untill it get tired then catch it.

3:Pakistani Police method: Catch a Cat and beat it untill it accepts it‘s a Tiger

3 gadhy zoo se farar hogaye
1st TV Dekh Raha Hai
2nd Footbal khail rha hay
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Nahi Tum Nahi…
Hamesha Aisa Kyoun Sochte ho Woh Mil Nahi Raha yar

Ek bachey ne bhuriya (old lady) k pass pathakha rakh diya
Log chilaye
Bhuriya pathakah
Bhuriya pathaka

Bhuriya sharama k boli

Chal hat
Who tu mai jawani mai thi

dr. apko kya problem hai pationt.. loose motion dr. kitne loose pationt.. boht loose .dr.. phir b kitne pationt ..intay loose ke ap graray kar saktay ho

kya ap panchvi pass say tez hain ????

To batao ?

Agar Ram seeta hai,

Tou Ram kya hai ???

socho socho

simple hai yar

“Darzi“

Samjhay Panchvi Fail

Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai

Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon

Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,

You Start It First.

1 Admi Tahajud pernay k baad dua mangta hai
Mola : sb so rahay hain or mein teri ibadt kr raha hun

saath wali harpai se awaz i :
O chawal apni dua mang sadi shikayat na kr