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dr. apko kya problem hai pationt.. loose motion dr. kitne loose pationt.. boht loose .dr.. phir b kitne pationt ..intay loose ke ap graray kar saktay ho

kya ap panchvi pass say tez hain ????

To batao ?

Agar Ram seeta hai,

Tou Ram kya hai ???

socho socho

simple hai yar

“Darzi“

Samjhay Panchvi Fail

Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai

Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon

Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,

You Start It First.

1 Admi Tahajud pernay k baad dua mangta hai
Mola : sb so rahay hain or mein teri ibadt kr raha hun

saath wali harpai se awaz i :
O chawal apni dua mang sadi shikayat na kr

Sardar k Truck k peechay likha tha “Chota parivaar sukhi sansaar“

Aur uske neechey..

Tinu..
Minu..
Chintu..
Chinky..
Guddu..
Guddi..
Sonu..
Monu dey Papa di gaddi……

Sardar to Airhostess: Tuhadi shakal meri ghar wali nal bohat mildi a…

Airhostess ne usay ek thappar maar diya,
Sardar Bola “Waahe guru! Ae te aadataan vi mildiyaa ne..

ager “memon“ larkiyan papita bechti to larko ko bohat fayda hota.

kyu k larkiyon ko ye awaz lagani parti

PAPITO GINIGNO

PAPITO GINIGNO

“ufone“ paish karta hay “12 aanay package “

apne un “jazz“ sarfeen k liaye jinhon ne 1st december 2008 se apni “telenor ki SIM istimal nahin ki,

ab woh “warid“ ka 100 wala card charge krein aur sab keh dein………….

mazeed tafsilat k liye apne “PTCL“ number se dial krien…

Mujh Me Aur Aap Me Smart Koun Hai??
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