1 Sardar Hamesha Apne Mobile Ke Sath,

1 Kenchi Bhi Rakhta Tha, Kisi Ne Poocha:

“Sardar Jee Ae Kehri Science Kadi Ae??”

Sardar: O Yaar Kadi Kadi Call Katni Vi Pe Jandi Ae..

Jab Bhi Koi Khubsurat Larki Aap Ko “BHAI” Bole,

To Udas Mat Hona, “BHAI” Ki Full Form Hai..

B: Beautiful

H: Husband

A:Among

I: Ideals

Matlab Sab Se Behtaren Husband…

Muskurana To Har Larki Ki Adaa Hai,

Wah Wah

Muskurana To Har Larki Ki Adaa Hai,

Wah Wah

Usy Jo Mohabat Samjhe Wo Sab Se Bara Gadha Hai..

Wah Wah Wah..

Koi Ghum Nahi Magar DiL Udaas Hai,

Tujh Se Koi Kaam Nahi Magar Ek Aas Hai,

Bohat Hain Apne Magar Tu Bohat Khas Hai,

Zyada Emotional Mat Hona Uper Sab Bakwaas Hai.. ; )

1 Sardar Dosre Se: Tere Ko Pata Hai,

BHARAT Aur HINDUSTAN Main Jang Chirh Gayi Hai..

Dosra Sardar: Shukar Hai Apna INDIA Bech Main Nahi Aaya..

Kash Tum Waaday Nibha Jatey..

Kisi Surat DiL Mera Behla Jatey..

Agar “Cornetto” Ke Paisy Nahi The To Kya Hua..

5 Rupay Wali “QULFI” Hee Khila Jatey..!!!

5 Hi-Tech Sardar Inventions:

1- Water Proof Towel

2- Solar Powered Torch

3- Book On How 2 Read

4- Pedal Powered Wheel Chair

5- Umbrella With Holes 2 See Raining..

Aik Admi Baba Jee Se:

Main America Jana Chahta Hun Magar Kaam Nahi Banta..

Baba Jee:

Subah Suraj Nikalne Ke Baad 3 Tasbeeh “Al Qaida” Parho,

America Wale Khud Le Jaen Gay..

Morning Voice..

UK = Hi Dear

USA = Good Morning

CHINA = Mehan

JAPAN = Shanhow

ITALY = Manichi

INDIA = Namastay

FRANCE = Sanchay

PAKISTAN = Uath Kanjara 10 Waj Gaye Ne.. ; )

Husband: Jee Karta Hai.. Tumhari Zulfon Main Kho Jaon,

Aankhon Main Doob Jaon, Tumhari Bahon Main Bhool Jaon..

Wife: Devdaas He Raho Ge Ya Kabi Imran Hashmi Bi Bano Gay..