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Ae Mere Rabba,

“Dey Carry Dabba”

Ae Mere Maula,

“Dey 86 Corolla”

Ae Mere Maula,

“Sutt Bumb Da Gola”

Na Raway Board,

“Na Pawy Result Da Rola”

(Aameen)

Boy: Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karogi..??

Girl: Nahi..

Boy: Lekin Kyun..??

Girl: Mere Ghar Wale Nahi Maane Gay..

Boy: Ghar Main Kon Kon Hai..??

Girl: 1 Husband Aur 3 Bachay…

Duniya Main 1 Ache Insan Ka Milna,

Kisi Maujze Se Kam Nahi..

Aik Aisa Insan

Jo

Khubsurat DiL

Aur

Purkashish Shakhsiyat Ka Maalik Ho..

Iss Liye

Qadar Karo Meri..

Sardar: Main tere 64 ke 64 Dant torr doon ga..

Pas khara 1 Admi bola: Sardar gi Dant to 32 hote hain,

Sardar: Mujhe pata tha k tu beech main bole ga,

Tere bhi mila kay bataye thay..!!

(“v”) DUA (“v”)

Yeh Dua Mere Liye Nahi Meri Maan Ke Liye Hai..

Ya Allah Meri Maan Ko Jaldi Se…

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Ek Khubsurat Si Bahu Inayat Farma..!! ;->

Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
Boy:Ok
G:Drinking Too
B:Ok
G:&Goin 2the Night CLUB.
B:Yes
G:Wat Else U Can Leave
B:D Idea Of Marry U.

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain …

1, Aap ki yaad
Jo buhot aati hay..

2, LIGHT jo buhat jati hay..

Girl:Agr Tm Mjse Shadi Krna Chaty Ho To Tme Mere Mumy Papa Ko Khush Krna Hoga
Boy:Han Me Kroga.Mje Kia Krna Hoga
Me Apni Jan Tk De Skta Hun.Kaho.
Girl:Tumhe Hr Hafte Mumy Ko 5kg Ata Dena Hoga,Aur Papa Ki Gari Me 5litre Petrol Dalwana Hoga.
Boy:Acha BAJI Ami Aba Ko Salam Kehna

1st Girl Proudly Says: Meri To Her Sans Par Ek Insan Marta Hai!

2nd Girl: Yaar Tum Acha Tooth Paste Kyoun Istemal Nahi Karti

: Dil me basahai pyar tera,aankho mebasi haitasveer teri, jab bhiaati haiyaad teri,hum dekhtehainTOM & JERRY!