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Tujh Se Koi Kaam Nahi Magar Ek Aas Hai,

Bohat Hain Apne Magar Tu Bohat Khas Hai,

Zyada Emotional Mat Hona Uper Sab Bakwaas Hai.. ; )

1 Sardar Dosre Se: Tere Ko Pata Hai,

BHARAT Aur HINDUSTAN Main Jang Chirh Gayi Hai..

Dosra Sardar: Shukar Hai Apna INDIA Bech Main Nahi Aaya..

Kash Tum Waaday Nibha Jatey..

Kisi Surat DiL Mera Behla Jatey..

Agar “Cornetto” Ke Paisy Nahi The To Kya Hua..

5 Rupay Wali “QULFI” Hee Khila Jatey..!!!

5 Hi-Tech Sardar Inventions:

1- Water Proof Towel

2- Solar Powered Torch

3- Book On How 2 Read

4- Pedal Powered Wheel Chair

5- Umbrella With Holes 2 See Raining..

Aik Admi Baba Jee Se:

Main America Jana Chahta Hun Magar Kaam Nahi Banta..

Baba Jee:

Subah Suraj Nikalne Ke Baad 3 Tasbeeh “Al Qaida” Parho,

America Wale Khud Le Jaen Gay..

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UK = Hi Dear

USA = Good Morning

CHINA = Mehan

JAPAN = Shanhow

ITALY = Manichi

INDIA = Namastay

FRANCE = Sanchay

PAKISTAN = Uath Kanjara 10 Waj Gaye Ne.. ; )

Husband: Jee Karta Hai.. Tumhari Zulfon Main Kho Jaon,

Aankhon Main Doob Jaon, Tumhari Bahon Main Bhool Jaon..

Wife: Devdaas He Raho Ge Ya Kabi Imran Hashmi Bi Bano Gay..

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