Funny SMS & Text Messages Collection


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1000Ro Karkiyan Aati Hain 1000Ro Jati Hain1000Ro H

1000-Ro Karkiyan Aati Hain, 1000-Ro Jati Hain,

1000-Ro Hansati Hain, 1000-Ro Rulati Hain,

Lekin Mere Dost 7-Th Wohi Nabhati Hai,

Jo DoLi Main Aati Hai Aur Gale Parr Jati Hai.. ; )

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I Miss U RozanaAfter Breakfast KhanaAb Tum Zyada Ma

I Miss U Rozana,

After Breakfast & Khana,

Ab Tum Zyada Mat Itrana,

Hum Ko Acha Lagta Hai,

Aap Ko Ullu Banana.. ; )

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O Menu Vekhi Jandi SiMain Oonu Vekha Janda SiDiL Uss

O Menu Vekhi Jandi Si,

Main Oonu Vekha Janda Si,

DiL Uss Da Vi Dubda Janda Si,

DiL Mera Vi Dubda Janda Si,

Kyun Ke . . .

Na Oonu Paper Aanda Si,

Na Menu Paper Aanda Si.. ;-)

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AOAYaar Ayesha Ka Kya Bana99 Fool Will Not Read

A.O.A,

Yaar Ayesha Ka Kya Bana..??

99% Fool Will Not Read This Full SMS..

And Will Reply.. ( Kon AYESHA?? ) :-)

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Honton Pe Mohabbat Ke Fasane Nahi AateSahil Pe Samande

Honton Pe Mohabbat Ke Fasane Nahi Aate,

Sahil Pe Samander Ke Khazane Nahi Aate,

Le Lo Abhi Zindagi Main SMS Ke Maze,

Phir Laut Kar Hum Jaise Dewane Nahi Aate..

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Thought Of The DayEven If All The Musicians Join Toge

Thought Of The Day..

Even If All The Musicians Join Together,

To Create A Melody To Make Us Sleep…

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They Can’t Win Over Our “TEXT BOOKS” ;-)

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Larki Meri Ammi Bhi Tumhain Bohat Pasand Karti HainS

Larki: Meri Ammi Bhi Tumhain Bohat Pasand Karti Hain..

Sardar: (Sharmate Huwe) Kuch Bhi Ho,

Par Main Shadi Tum He Se Karoon Ga.. ;-)

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WXY WXY WXYWXY WXY WXYNahi Samajh AayaZ

WXY.. WXY.. WXY..

WXY.. WXY.. WXY..

Nahi Samajh Aaya..??

Zara Ulta Kar Ke Dekho..

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Ha Ha Ha…

Jab Seedha Samajh Nahi Aaya..

To Ulta Kya Khaaq Samajh Aaye Ga.. :-)

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Aik Sardar ThaUs Ke Paas Ek Kawva Crow ThaWoh Boh

Aik Sardar Tha..

Us Ke Paas Ek Kawva (Crow) Tha..

Woh Bohat Mulayam (Soft) Tha..

To Us Ne Apne Kawve Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga??

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Microsoft (My-Crow-Soft) !! :-)

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DUAJo Mujhe Bhool JayeUs Ka Mobile Toot JayeCh

*^*DUA*^*

Jo Mujhe Bhool Jaye..

Us Ka Mobile Toot Jaye,

Charger Jal Jaye,

Us Ki Sim Block Ho Jaye,

Miss Call Kare To Receive Ho Jaye,

Card Load Kare To Balance Hi Na Aye..

*^*Aameen*^*

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