Titanic K Saath 1 MEMON Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Raha Tha
Captain: Oye Hans Q Raha Hai?
Memon: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahi Kharida….

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . .

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name In English.

Student (After 2 Mins): “Age Long Oven”

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti.

Bv: Shadi Se Pehle To Tum Mujh Per Bare Sher Kehte The!

Husband: Ab Waqt Badal Gaya Hy

Bv: Phir B ‘JAANI’ Koi Sher Kehdo!

Husband: Lo SunO

Jane Jigar Janeman

90 Kilo Tera Wazan

Tu Jo Gir Jaye Mujh Par

Mar Jaonga Me Sanam…:-)

A true friend is one who
Sees ur 1st tear
catches the 2nd
Stops the third
and when the fourth come
he
slaps you and says

“KIYON RE OVER ACTING KAR RA“

Love VS Exam

Love: The hardest thing cuz u have thoughts that u cant express

Exam: Still harder cuz u have no thoughts still u have to express…!!!

1 pagal dosre se:
2+2 kitne hote hain?
Dosra pagal:
tumhe pata nahi k mujy mashrtiloom nahi ati,
Pehla:
issi liye main ne islamiyat k sawal pocha tha.

1 Pathan darakht pe charh raha tha.1 bandar ne pucha kidhar khan sahab
?
Khan:Aam khaney
Bandar:per darakht to seib ka hai
Pathan: Aam hum sath laya hai…

Aik larki jab 18 saaal ki hoti hai to use kis cheez ki zarorat hoti hai..?

nahi pata..?

Sachi nai pata.?

Main btaon?

SHANAAKHTI CARD KI….