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Aur Garam Cheez Garam Rehti Hai..

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A Pakistani Goes India Ilegaly..

Security Officer Asks: Who Are You??

Pakistani: I’m Hindu..

Officer: Then Tell Me Name Of 5 Bhagvans??

Pakistani: Yasu, Panju, Har, Kabutar, Doli..