DiL Main Ik Shor Ho Raha Hai,

Bina SMS DiL Boor Ho Raha Hai,

Kahin Aisa Tou Nahi Ke,

Ik Pyaara Sa Dost,

Gadhey Ghore Baich Kar So Raha Hai..

ALLAH BACHAYE!!

Pagal Biwi Se

Purane TV Se

Dubai Ke Sheikh Se

Naaii Ke Shave Se

Aurat Ki Bewafai Se

Purani Mithai Se

Haram Ki Kamayi Se

Aur,

AAP KI JUDAI SE,,(“~”),,

Chalo Aap Ki Tasveer Khichen..

OK!!

Smile

Seedhay Khare Rahen!!

Ready..

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(‘.’) Oh My GOD
<)|(> Kya Poss
_/””\_ Hai..

Nazar Na Kag Jaye..

Sardarni To Sardar:

Darling Aaj Koi Eho Jahi Romantic Gal Kar,

Ke Mere Dono Pair Zameen Tay Na Laggan..

Sardarni:

“Kanjara Phansi Lag Ja..”

1 Aadmi Ko Nadi Ke Us Paar Jana Tha,

AATA Piswanay..

To Batao Woh Kis Tarah Jayega??

Jahel Soch Kya Rahe Ho,

Aatay Ko Piswatay Hain Kya..!!

Best SMS Of 1947

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Tab MOBILE Tha Kya..??

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Kabhi To Thora,

Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo..

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Bas SMS Parhne Ki Aag Lagi Hoti Hai..

1 Angraz Pakistan Aaya Urdu Sekhne. Kuch Arse Baad Wo Wapas Gaya To Logo Ne Kaha K Kya Sekha?

Angraz Bola:

“Bijlee Chale Gaye

Bijlee Agai“

Ek baat kahon bura to nahi manao gay?MujyApSeP.. Pi..Piy..Piya..Piyaa..Piyaaz,,Aalu mangwane thay..!

“STORY“EK DIN HUM UN K GHAR GAYE TO SOYE HUWEY THEY…EK DIN WO HUMAREY GHAR AAYE TO HUM SOYE HUWEY THEY…??MORAL:JESA KARO GEWESA BHRO GE…HA HA

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