Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,

Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC . . . /;-)

Jo 11 Saal Jail Main
Rahe,

Wo Sadar-e-Pakistan
Hai..

Jo 6 Saal Jail Main
Rahe,

Wo Wazir-e-Aazam
Pakistan Hai..

2, 4 Saal Aap Bhi Jail
Main Guzaar Aayen,

Mustaqbil Roshan
Hai..

Son: Papa Mujhe Shair Sunain..

Papa: Rasm-E-Ulfat Hi Ijazat Nahi Deti Warna,

Bhulen Ge Tumhe Yun Ke Sada Yaad Karoge..

Son: Yeh Shair To Nahi
Tha??

Papa: Kyun??

Son: Iss Main
To “Faraz” Ka Naam
Nahi Aaya.

Teacher:

Agar Koi Insan 1986 Main Paida Hua Ho,

To Ab Uss Ki Age Kya Hogi..??

Student:

Pehle Ye To Batain Ke Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard??

Jo Shaks Ramzan Main Galyon Aur Raston Se,

Guzarte Hue In Kalmaat Ka Wird Kasrat Se Karega,

Allah Us Ko Maal-a-Maal Kar Dega..

:

:

:

“Allah Ke Naam Pe De De Baba..”

Jadeed Taleemi Muhaware.. !!

1- Science Se Gira Arts Main Atka.

2- Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara.

3- Degree Le Ke Chulhey Main Daal.

4- 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghaat Ka.

5- Dost Wo Jo Imtihaan Main Chapai Karaye.

6- Qadar Kho Deta Hai Roz Ka College Aana Jana.

7- Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera..

1 Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,

Tumhara Favourite Actress Kon Hai..??

To Pathan Ne Kaha..

Katreena

Kareena

Pretty

Prianka

Amisha

Aur

Shahid Kapoor.

Bhutto Marr Gaya Lekin,

Zinda Hai Bhutto Zinda Hai..

B B Marr Gayi Lekin,

Zinda Hai B B Zinda Hai..

Ya Allah P P Ko Ek Aur Nara Atta Farma,

Zinda Hai Zardari
Zinda Hai..

A Public Service Message For U..

“Biryani Khaiye

Qabal Is Ke

Aap Ki Biryani Khai Jaye..“

Message Brought To You By..

“STUDENT BIRYANI“

Ye Sang-e-Mar Mar Sa
Tarasha Gora Badan..

Boond Boond Pighalta
Shabab..

Honton Se Laga Ke
Dekho Kashidh Kesi Hai..

Kambakht Yeh
“VANILA ICE CREAM“
Cheez Hi Aisi Hai..