Zindagi Mai 1 Larki Itni Pyari Lagi

Us K Hath Ki Daal B Hamen Nihari Lagi

Jane Kia Jado Tha Uski Personality Mai K

Married Hone K Bawajud Hamen Kunwari Lagi ;->

pathan: Me Ne Khat Lihka Tha Ke Meri Shadi Per Aana , Tum Kyun Nahi Aay??

2nd Pathan: Mujhe Khat Mila hi Nahi.

1st Pathan: Me Ne Lihka Tha Ke Khat Milay Ye Na Milay Tum Zaroor Aana..

Always Smiling…

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Aaa Bisteeeeeeeee…..

sardar 2 shopkeeper:Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai
shopkeeper:Aap is ko 100 floor se nechay girao mirror 99 floor tak nhe toote ga.
Sardar:Wah pack kar do…………………….

“Faraz Ke Ghar Bohat Pyara hai TITAR“
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Bari Gal Kitti La Lo Littar……

ki bumb da bharosa yaar,
bumb kidhron di awey…
chad mulk te chalye baaar,
hoooooo……
chad mulk te chalye baar,
kam awey na awey..

Sardar ki girl friend nay kisi aur say shaadi kr ley,
Wo roz us kay ghar kay samnay Poti kr k ata,
Dost yeh kya hrkat hay,
Sardar,usay btana chta hon k us k bina bhooka nahin mar raha.
Mr $M$

Pathan ghehri soch main:

Wife: kya soch rhay ho?

Pathan: ye GEO news walon ko kaisay pta chala hai?

Wife: kya?

Pathan : ye k

“ App dekh rhe hain GEO news”

Mr $M$

70 years old man says to his wife,

Darling mein tmhare liye asmaan se chand tor launga,

Wife replies: daant se roti tori nai jati or Gand se akhrot tornay ki baat krte ho..

Mr $M$

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES

Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd

MS WORD Nw He Wants

MS SENTENCE

2 – Find Only RE-CYCLE

But No RE-SCOOTER

I Need It, As I Owe A

Vespa Scooter

3 – I See MS OFFICE But I

Need MS HOME, As I Use

PC At Home

4 – Finaly, Howz Dat

Ur Name Is GATES But

U r Selling WINDOWS … ;->