Funny SMS & Text Messages Collection

sardars wife oh sardar ji ye car ki speed itni kyun b

sardar‘s wife: oh sardar ji, ye car ki speed itni kyun barha di??
sardar: oye car k beaks fail hogaye hain, is se pahle k koi accident ho… ghar puhanch jate hain!! ;p

1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy 2nd G W

1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy?
2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy.
1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya?

DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua

After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m

1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY?

1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY.

2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justujuHum bewafa jaha

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,

Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-

This is my head Itni dair dabanay

This is my head ….

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Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks.
I am feeling much better now:-)

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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

CustoMerAj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI WaitEr Aj KhanAy mE

CustoMer:Aj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI?

WaitEr: Aj KhanAy mE HzAroON CheEzAin hAin.

CustoEr wIth sUrprised:wO Kya?

Waiter:daAL K hzAroON DaaNaY. . . . . . . ;->

MalkinTum saFaI TheEK tArAh sE NaHi kRtI Wo kOnAy m

Malkin:Tum saFaI TheEK tArAh sE NaHi kRtI. .

Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO?
Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai?

NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi . . . . :-<

Ek Ladki Khadi Thi Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr R

Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,

Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,

Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha..

Kaise?

Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na!

Tum chand se khobsorat ho sitaron se poch loTum pholon

Tum chand se khobsorat ho sitaron se poch lo

Tum pholon se khobsorat ho bharon se poch lo

Tum larki se bhi khubsurat ho

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Pathano

se poch lo..

Phoolon Ko Phool Pasand HaiDiLon Ko DiL Pasand HaiSha

Phoolon Ko Phool Pasand Hai,

DiLon Ko DiL Pasand Hai,

Shaiar Ko Shayeri Pasand Hai,

Kisi Ki Pasand Se Hame Kya,

Hame To Bas Aap Ki..

Girl Friend Pasand Hai.. ;-)