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Jadeed Taleemi Muhaware.. !!

1- Science Se Gira Arts Main Atka.

2- Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara.

3- Degree Le Ke Chulhey Main Daal.

4- 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghaat Ka.

5- Dost Wo Jo Imtihaan Main Chapai Karaye.

6- Qadar Kho Deta Hai Roz Ka College Aana Jana.

7- Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera..

1 Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,

Tumhara Favourite Actress Kon Hai..??

To Pathan Ne Kaha..

Katreena

Kareena

Pretty

Prianka

Amisha

Aur

Shahid Kapoor.

Bhutto Marr Gaya Lekin,

Zinda Hai Bhutto Zinda Hai..

B B Marr Gayi Lekin,

Zinda Hai B B Zinda Hai..

Ya Allah P P Ko Ek Aur Nara Atta Farma,

Zinda Hai Zardari
Zinda Hai..

A Public Service Message For U..

“Biryani Khaiye

Qabal Is Ke

Aap Ki Biryani Khai Jaye..“

Message Brought To You By..

“STUDENT BIRYANI“

Ye Sang-e-Mar Mar Sa
Tarasha Gora Badan..

Boond Boond Pighalta
Shabab..

Honton Se Laga Ke
Dekho Kashidh Kesi Hai..

Kambakht Yeh
“VANILA ICE CREAM“
Cheez Hi Aisi Hai..

Mujh Ko To Tere Chahre Pe Yeh Gham Nahi Jachta,

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Sorry Yar Tumhare Hise Ka..

Roza Main Bhi To Nai Rakh Sakta..

Labon Ne Aaj Kal Muskurana Chor Dia Hai,

Khwabon Ne Palkon Pe Aana Chorh Dia Hai,

Nahi Khulti Hai Aankh
Ab To Sehri Main..

Shayad Aap Ne Dhol Bajana Chorh Dia Hai.. ;->

Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho??

Beta: Padh Raha Hoon.

Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe Ho??

Beta: Ji, Film Shole Ki Story..

yeh kaisi hai khushbu ye kaisi bahar hai,
mein kaisa hun mareez ye kaisa bukhar hai,
mein ne us se kaha muje tum se pyar hai,
wo boli chutti karo aj itwar hai

Perwaiz Musharaf ki taraf sy Pakistani qoom k naam akhrii Pegham..

Khawateen-o-Hazraat!!!

“ Changii naii j kiitiii:(