Sahil Ki Geeli Rait Par, 1 Larki Bethi Thi. Usne Apny Sath Bethe Larkay Se Poocha Tum Boltay Kyon Nahi? Wo Palken Jhuka Kar Muskura Diya, Or. Rait Per Likha. . . . Mere Moon Main Gutka Hai…

Boy 2 girl: Tumhari kitni percentage ayi???
Girl (rotey hue): Sirf 88% ayi hai..
Boy: Abay is pay ro rahi ho itne may to 2 larky pass hojatey hai

Dada apnay poatay se: tmhare teacher a rahay hen tm chup jao.
Poata: pehle ap chup jain mene ap ki mout ka bahana bna kr 2 hafte ki chutti li hy

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a Genie in a trap.
The Genie said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”
The woman freed the Genie, and the Genie said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”
The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The Genie warned her, “You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world”
The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.”
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The Genie said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.”
The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that you women never listen!

Ek angrez karachi aya kuch dino me yahan ki zubaan seekh gaya

Uska interview lia gaya..

Q. Ap ko KARACHUI kesa laga?
Ans: Lusy Yaar..

Q:Yahan ki life kesi lagi?
Ans: Boht phateek hain yahan..

Q. Log kese lagay?
Ans: Boht chirandi..

Q.Yahan apney kia seekha?
Ans: Maine ye seehha hai agar karachi main rehna hai to Jiye Mutahidda Kehna Hai

Larki wale:Hum abhi apni beti ki shaadi nahi karsaktey abhi larki parh rahi hai.

Larkay waley:To hamara beta kia bacha hai jo uski kitaabain phaar dega..

Boy: Maine suna hai is ghar main jin bhoot aur rohain rehti hain

Pathan: pata nahi, mujhe to khud marey huey 8 sal hogaye

Moral:Pathano ko marney k baad bhi aqal nahi ati..

Boy: Ap apni beti ki shadi mujhse ker dain main apko us k wazan k barabar sona dunga

Memon: Mujhe waqt do
Boy:Sochney k lye?

Memon: nahi beti ka wazn barhaney k lye..

Pathani pilot kamyabi k baad apna jahaaz land kernay pe bohat khush hua..
Nichay utarnay pe staff ne usay hatho hath lia or airman uski wardi utarnay main help karnay lagay..
Pathan (fakhar se): Aaj main ne India k 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 aabdoz ko mara hai..

Airman: wo sub to theek hai lekin sir G ap ne 1 galti ker di hai..
Pathan: Kon c galti?
Airman: Bas ap isi khushi ma India hi land kar gaye hain..

Woman To Doctor: My husband has the habit of talking while sleeping. What should I give to cure him?

Doctor: Give him a chance to speak when he’s awake..