Boy to girl : teri julfen ghna andhera,teri julfen ghna andhera ban ja ganji karde swera

Principle:late Q hue
BOY:Bike khrab ho gyi thi.
PRINCPLE:Bus me nahi aa sakte the?
BOY:Maine kaha tha sir,
par aapki beti k nakhre khatam hon tab na.

Ek pathan rozana rait ki bori cycle ke peechay rakh kar border cross karta tha. Bohat Dafa check karnay per bhi border force ko kabhi kuch na mila. Akhir ek din khan ko rok kar pooocha giya; Khan sahib tum aakhir kis cheez ki smuggling kartat ho;

KHAN: cycle ki.

I Will LOVE You Until

TOM
Catches
JERRY

And

Has Him For DINNER … =P

Kiss Is The Key Of Love,
Love Is The Lock Of Marriage,
Marriage Is The Box Of Children,
Children Is The Problem Of Pakistan,
So Please Stop Kissing And Save Pakistan.

Sardar Ne ABC Seekh Li:

A:Apple
B: Bara Apple
C: Chota Apple
D: Doosra Apple
E: Ek Hor Apple
F: Fer Apple
G: Ganda Apple
H: Haraa Apple
I: India Da Apple
J: Jay’pur Da Apple
K: Kharaab Apple
L: Laal Apple
M: Mitha Apple
N: Nawan Apple
O: Oooo…! Apple
P: Paka Hya Apple
Q: Queta Da Apple
R: Rall Mil K Khaan Aala Apple
S: Saada Apple
T: Taqatwar Apple
U: Unna Da Apple
V: Veer Da Apple
W: Wadda Apple
X: X-Max Da Apple
Y: Yar Da Apple
Z: Zindabad Apple

Santa – My Wife Died Yesterday..
I am Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Coming Out,
What To Do?
Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back.

After Watching The Pepsi Advertisement,
A Boy Suddenly Starts Kissing His GF.

Gf: Ye Kia Ker Rahe Ho?

Boy:
DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI.

Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.

Ab Karachi K Saahil Se Sirf 10 KM Door,
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Saima Residency 4 Or 5 Kamron K Luxury Apartments