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an elephant falls in love with a cheuntiHe proposed her

an elephant falls in love with a cheunti

He proposed her
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cheunti‘s parents rejected him

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told a solid reason

“munday de dant wadde ne“

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PAKISTAN AOR INDIA KI SOOCH 1940 ME MUKAMMAL HO GAI THI

PAKISTAN AOR INDIA KI SOOCH 1940 ME MUKAMMAL HO GAI THI .

LAKIN 7 SAAL AZAAD HONY KO KEON LAG GAIY ??????
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7 SAAL YE SOOCHTY SOOCHTY GUZAR GAIY KEH PATHAAN KIS KY SAATH RAHEEN GY AOR SIKH KIS KY SAATH RAHEEN GY..

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JALBI Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai

JALBI Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai..
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Kyun Ke Ye Kabhi Sedhi Nahi Ho Sakti..

SmillinG…

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Mereez Doctor Se Heart Transplant Ke Baad Mujhe Dance

Mereez Doctor Se: Heart Transplant Ke Baad Mujhe Dance Or Paisa Bohat Accha Lagnay Laga Hai,

Kia Me Jawan Ho Gaya Hun?

Dotor: Nahi Tumhay Jo Dil Lagaya Hai Wo “KHUSRAY“ Ka Tha..

AlwAyS SmillinG…

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Pathan Bhains Ko Chat Pe Le Ja Raha Tha1 Admi Ne Pocha

Pathan Bhains Ko Chat Pe Le Ja Raha Tha,

1 Admi Ne Pocha: Is Ko Opper Kyun Le Ja Rahay Ho,

Pathan: Bimar Hai Zibah Kerni Hai!

Admi: To Chat per Kyun Le Ja Rahay Ho?

Pathan: CHURI Chat per Hai..

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2 Punjabi Titianic Film Daihk Rahay ThayFil Khatam Ho

2 Punjabi Titianic Film Daihk Rahay Thay..

Fil Khatam Howi To Dono Kehnay Lagay.
“Laa Das Aaa Ki Fil Hoi“
Film Khatam Ho Gai Per SULTAN RAHi Nai Aya..

Always SmilinG

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Atif Aslam In An ExamKuch Is TarahKuch Is TarahTeri

Atif Aslam In An Exam
“Kuch Is Tarah“

Kuch Is Tarah…
Teri Copy Meri Copy Se Milday..
Answer Teray Saray…
Meray Paper Pe Chapa De…

Tu Her Ghari Her Waqat SIR Ke Saath Raha Hai..
Haan Ye Jisam Bloody Fool Kaanp Raha Hai…

Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray..
Unhain To Mera Pata De…

Kuch Is Tarah..
Tera Paper Meray Paper Se Miladay..

Kuch Is Tarah….

~!~ROoMI~!~

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IMTEHAN main mazmoon aya thaHUSAN perPERCHAY m

IMTEHAN main mazmoon aya tha

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HUSAN per

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PERCHAY main sub ne chehra tumhara bana dia(‘?‘)

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MIXING WARAS SHAHWARAS SHAH keh gayePakistan MUFT barey

MIXING WARAS SHAH
WARAS SHAH keh gaye
Pakistan MUFT barey
tey
Saudia KHOTEY gal pey gaye
Esy gal paaayeee
agon kheeechney
tey
peeechon teekney pey gaye

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Ghalat Nazar Se Dehko Ge ToKharabi Nazar AaygiSahi Naza

Ghalat Nazar Se Dehko Ge To
Kharabi Nazar Aaygi

Sahi Nazar Se Dehko To
Her “Sunder“ Lerki
Tumhain

Tumjari Bhabi Nazar Aaygi..

Keep SmilinG..

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