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Humour can be described as the capability of quality of people, situations or objects to bring to mind thoughts of amusement in other people or which makes people experience happiness or laugh. Those who are good in it can crack jokes in any situation. Even you can be like one of them, browse through our collection of latest Funny sms / text messages so that you can send funny love, birthday and greetings sms from your mobile to your loved ones and create a moment of joy or fun for them. Here you will come across various funny messages, jokes, humorous riddles, quotes, poetry and many more. SMS are available in Urdu, Hindi and English.

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha haiMain ne naz

Published July 25, 2009 | By admin
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Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..

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Ek railway station se ek lash gayab ho gayi batao kaise

Published July 25, 2009 | By admin
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Ek railway station se ek lash gayab ho gayi batao kaise….??????
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jaane ke liye dekiye C.I.D…har friyday night 10 P.M…!!!!!

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Time Pass Karna Hy Khamoshi Se Kitchen Main JaoCab

Published July 25, 2009 | By admin
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Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?

Khamoshi Se Kitchen Main Jao

Cabnit Main Se OIL Nikalo

Kamre Me Ja K KAPRE Utaaro

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Purane KAPRE Badal Ker Kitchen Main Ja
PAKOREY Banao . . . ;->

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Lahola Wala Quata Illahbillah hil aliul azimSorry y

Published July 25, 2009 | By admin
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Lahola Wala Quata Illahbillah hil aliul azim.
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Sorry yar Aap ka khayal a gaya tha. :P ~

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Can u pronounce gud english read alongwoufroufloufsho

Published July 25, 2009 | By admin
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Can u pronounce gud english:- read alongwoufroufloufshoufwoufloufroufpoufwoufwoufhoufwoufroufshoufTest result:-U r a gud dog now stop barking!

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