Shairi Choor Ker Pakoray Baich Raha Hun “PAPU“

Kaleja Moun Ko Ata Hai Anjaam-E-FaraZ Ko Daihk KEr…..

Be HApPy……

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha

Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes?
A: Those who don‘t have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!

Most of my friends are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual & well-behaved persons… Just wanna thank you for breaking the monotony!

Doctor, cut off my dog‘s tail.
Vet: Why do u want to do that?
Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I don‘t want anything to make her think she‘s welcomed.

Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You‘re lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.

Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?

When somebody who‘s deeply in love with you tells you that you‘re cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That‘s true, believe me, I swear because love is BLIND!

How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!