Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant
with friends. You order what you want,
then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other
of the trouble in the flat where they lived.
The judge called for orderly testimony.
"I"ll hear the oldest first," he decreed.
The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Q: What did the gangster"s son tell his dad when
he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but
I never told them anything."

Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let"s play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:

A.Cunt B.Wanka

C.Rsole D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

RING ME! I"LL TELL U!

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u"ll always be SMILING!

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too… Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says "To the only boy I ever loved"
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

girl friends are like mobile phone,
whenever you want happiness just check inbox,
whenever u want to cry check out box,
and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your
charger and enjoy