Who Wants 2 B A
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Let"s play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:

A.Cunt B.Wanka

C.Rsole D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

RING ME! I"LL TELL U!

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u"ll always be SMILING!

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too… Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says "To the only boy I ever loved"
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

girl friends are like mobile phone,
whenever you want happiness just check inbox,
whenever u want to cry check out box,
and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your
charger and enjoy

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers…
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else
they will burn them with kerosene…
plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other
by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid "This was a missed call"

its been a rough day.I got up this morning,
put on a shirt N a button fell off.
I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.
I"m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom