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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof.
They decided to throw down whatever was available in
excess with them. Englishman threw pounds,
Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most
important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don"t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram"s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna"a birth place, Jail.

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie,
Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me…
But U have Crackjacked my Heart,
Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position…

Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don"t worry I don"t cry,
I"m just happy that cows can"t fly!

Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars,
the moon and the sky…
then i thought where the fuck is my roof

First the engagement ring,
then the wedding ring,
then the suffering

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but
i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,
D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.