A baby fish asked her mother: Y can"t we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it"s made for selfish.

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you"ve always been a headache!

When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another angel!!!..
& When u were born devil said …Oh Shit!!!!
Competition…!!! ….

LOng Time Ago…. Only idiots used….
to read my SMS And Today, The history continues…

hey i saw u in TV… how smart u r …
how sweet u r … how lovely u r …
but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel…

If someone says u r ugly, its ok,
if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
if someone says u r genious slap him as
tight as you can n say there is a limit of….

Love affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more
popular than a five-day test

Marriage:
It"s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

Hay Baby Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions

Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.
Just call me and order your kiss.
I will personally go and deliver it.