Pakistan Ko
Aazaad Hue 57
Sal
Hue
Phir Bhi
No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj
Bhi
pAkistan Ki
Bholi awam
KAAM-DHANDHA
Chhod Kar
hamara SMS padh
rahi hai…

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

Roses r Red Violets r Blue
monkey like u should b kept in zoooo
dont get angry cuz u will find me there tooooo
not in the cage but laughing@uuuuuuuu

I have started luving "U"…
I know it sounds rediculous
but I can"t control my feelings 4 "U".
Some time later I"ll start luving more ALPHABETS…!

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton
ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic.
It reads: We may never piss this way again.

What"s the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbour"s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.