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Height Of Over ActingI Am Now In Most Important Years

Height Of Over Acting..

I Am Now In Most Important Years Of My Career,

& Have Started Studying & Decided Not 2 Message.

I Believe U All Will Co-Operate, Thanks !! ;-)

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A Suicide Bomber To Mulla UmerSir Jee Barood Thora K

A Suicide Bomber To Mulla Umer.

Sir Jee ! Barood Thora Kum Dala Karen,

Main Jannat Se Bhi Aagay Nikal Gaya Tha.. ;-)

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Shair Arz HaiMy Balance Is Insufficient For Making Th

Shair Arz Hai..

My Balance Is Insufficient For Making This Call Pappu..

Mennu Easy-Load Karwa Dey Main Nachan Saari Raat !! :-)

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Yeh Zalzaley Yunhi BeSabab Nahin Aatay PappuZaroor

Yeh Zalzaley Yunhi Be-Sabab Nahin Aatay Pappu..

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Zaroor Kahin Par Pashto Dance Ho Raha Hoga.. :p ;-)

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Scratch Winnanhan

Scratch & Win..

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Pathan..

Ye Kya Jeet Liya.. ;-)

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Pathan Ka ShairNa Botal Main Na Jaar MainNa Hotel

..Pathan Ka Shair..

Na Botal Main, Na Jaar Main,

Na Hotel Main, Na Baar Main,

Na Bike Pe, Na Car Main,

Jo Maza Hai NASWAR Main,

Na Ishq Main, Na Pyar Main..

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Aaj Se 10 Saal Baad Larkiyan Larke Ko Dekh KarKya Mast

Aaj Se 10 Saal Baad Larkiyan Larke Ko Dekh Kar:

Kya Mast Bacha Hai Yaar! Mujhe Iss Bachey Ka Number Chahiye..

Larka Sharmate Huwe: Aap Ke Ghar Baap Bhai Nahi Hain Kya?? :-)

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WhenEver U FallTrust Me Ill Be There 2 Catch U

WhenEver U Fall..

Trust Me I‘ll Be There 2 Catch U..

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Oops!! 1 Baar Aur Plz, I Was Not Ready..

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1 Ghar Main 2 Love Birds ThayEk Ka Naam Tha I Love U

1 Ghar Main 2 Love Birds Thay..

Ek Ka Naam Tha “I Love U.”

Aur Dosre Ka “U Love Me.”

“U Love Me.” Ghar Se Bahar Chala Gaya,

To Batao Ghar Main Kon Bacha.. ??

Hanso Mat Jawab Do.. !!

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Boy apni Girl Freind ko Manatay hoay Ganna Gata ha PH

Boy apni Girl Freind ko Manatay hoay Ganna Gata ha : PHOOLO KA TAARO KA,
SAB KA KEHNA HA ???
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MERI BEHNNA HAI
ahhahhaaaha………..

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