Tungreyan Tortri Hematorga Faragwani Tiein

Tohna Ahyayu Meno Tangzwera.,.,.,.,.,.,.UFF

Mere SMS Ke Dewane Logg Kuch Bhi Bhejo,

Parhne Lag Jatey Hain.. ;->

Once Upon A Time..

Pathan Ne Peshawer Se Lahore Call Karni Thi,

Pathan Ne Socha Kyun Na Sasti Call Kee Jaye..

So, Pathan Ne Lahore Ja Kar Local Call Kar Li..

1 Molvi Aur 1 Modern Girl Main Kya Baat Same Hoti Hai??

Guess..??

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Dono Ki Shalwar Takhno Se Oonchi Hoti Hai..

Allah Kisi Ko MOBILE Na Dey,

Agar Dey To Us Me SMS System Na Ho,

SMS System Ho To BALANCE Na Dey,

Agar BALANCE De To Kam Se Kam..

2, 4 SMS Karne Ka Hosla Dey..

Sheikh Sahab Ko Current Laga..

Begum Ne Sheikh Sahab Se Poocha:

Kuch Huwa To Nahi..??

Sheikh Sahab Ne Kaha Mujhe Kuch Nahi Huwa,

Bahir Ja Kar Dekho Units Kitne Giray Hain..

EMOTIONAL COMEDY

DiL Ko Pata Tha Woh Zaroor Aayegi,

DiL Ko Pata Tha Woh Zaroor Aayegi,

But, Kabi Socha Na Tha Ke Surprise Me

Woh Apna Husband Sath Layegi.. :p

Main Ne Poora Din Usay YAMAHA Pe Jholay Diye Pappu..

Sham Ko Kehne Lagi Main Te HONDA He Le Saan.. :p

Man: Khan Saab Yahan Se Clifton Konsi Bus Jayegi??

Khan Saab: 20 Number Wali..

Man: Agar 20 Number Wali Na Milay To??

Khan Saab: Phir 10,10 Ki 2 Pakar Lena.. :p

Sardar: Duniya Ka Sab Se Purana Janwar Kon Sa Hai??

Pathan: Zebra.

Sardar: Woh Kese??

Pathan: Oye Woh Black N White Jo Hai..

It’s Well Known Saying That..

“Jo Hanse – Un Ke Ghar Basay..”

But The Question Is,

“Basnay Ke Baad Kitne Hansay??” :d