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1 Pathan Ko Doctor Ne E.C.G Test Karwane Ka Kaha..

Pathan Jab Pohancha To Test Ka Naam Bhool Gaya..

Thori Dair Sochne Ke Baad Kehne Laga:

“Bhai Jaan Hamara CNG Kar Do..” :p

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1 Din Ek Pathan Ki Apne Baap Se Larrai Ho Gayi..

Us Ne Baap Ki Photo Qabrastan Main 1 Tree Par

Laga Di.. Aur Uss Kay Neechay Likh Diya..

“ Coming Soon ”

Na DiL Ko “Behlane” Ke Liye..

Na Ghar Main “Sajaane” Ke Liye..

Bas Aap Ki Ek “Tasveer” Chahiye Hamen..

America Se Imdad Mangane Ke Liye.. :p

Baap:

Beta Shadi Ke Din Susraal Wale

Ghari Dain To Suit Maang Lena,

Bike Dain To Car Maang Lena,

Shop Dain To Ghar.. !!

Beta:

Dady Larki Dain To Uski Maa Maang Loon??

Sardar 2 Wife: Main Ghar Nahi Aa Sakta,

Car Ka Stering, Gear, Deshbord Chori Ho Gaya Hai..

After Somtime He Calls Again: Main Aa Raha Hoon,

Pehlay Pichli Seat Pey Baith Gaya Tha..

Sardar Bought A New Mobile..

Doston Ne Kaha: Naya Mobile Liya Hai, Mithai To Khilao..

Sardar Bazar Gaya Aur Mobile Baich Ke Mithai Le Aaya.. !!

Air Hostess 2 Pathan:

Sir! What Do U Want 2 Take..??

Pathan: Hamare Liye TAVEEZ Wala CHAEY Lao..

Air Hostess: Abey Akhrot! Wo Taveez Nahi TEA-BAG Hai..

Hum gaye un k ghar kheney dil sey dil mila lo ….Hum gaye un k ghar khaney dil sey dil mila lo………
Un ki Amah ney khola darwaza hum ney kaha k anti bachoo ko polio k katrey pilwa lo…

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