Funny SMS & Text Messages Collection

Yeh Zalzaley Yunhi BeSabab Nahin Aatay PappuZaroor

Yeh Zalzaley Yunhi Be-Sabab Nahin Aatay Pappu..

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Zaroor Kahin Par Pashto Dance Ho Raha Hoga.. :p ;-)

Scratch Winnanhan

Scratch & Win..

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Pathan..

Ye Kya Jeet Liya.. ;-)

Pathan Ka ShairNa Botal Main Na Jaar MainNa Hotel

..Pathan Ka Shair..

Na Botal Main, Na Jaar Main,

Na Hotel Main, Na Baar Main,

Na Bike Pe, Na Car Main,

Jo Maza Hai NASWAR Main,

Na Ishq Main, Na Pyar Main..

Aaj Se 10 Saal Baad Larkiyan Larke Ko Dekh KarKya Mast

Aaj Se 10 Saal Baad Larkiyan Larke Ko Dekh Kar:

Kya Mast Bacha Hai Yaar! Mujhe Iss Bachey Ka Number Chahiye..

Larka Sharmate Huwe: Aap Ke Ghar Baap Bhai Nahi Hain Kya?? :-)

WhenEver U FallTrust Me Ill Be There 2 Catch U

WhenEver U Fall..

Trust Me I‘ll Be There 2 Catch U..

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Oops!! 1 Baar Aur Plz, I Was Not Ready..

1 Ghar Main 2 Love Birds ThayEk Ka Naam Tha I Love U

1 Ghar Main 2 Love Birds Thay..

Ek Ka Naam Tha “I Love U.”

Aur Dosre Ka “U Love Me.”

“U Love Me.” Ghar Se Bahar Chala Gaya,

To Batao Ghar Main Kon Bacha.. ??

Hanso Mat Jawab Do.. !!

Boy apni Girl Freind ko Manatay hoay Ganna Gata ha PH

Boy apni Girl Freind ko Manatay hoay Ganna Gata ha : PHOOLO KA TAARO KA,
SAB KA KEHNA HA ???
Aik Hazaaron may Meri……… . .. . ..????????????? . .. . .. . .. . . Aray kia ha Yaaarrrr
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MERI BEHNNA HAI
ahhahhaaaha………..

Pathan Metmhry lye sub chor dungaGrl Ami AbuPathn ye

Pathan. Me
tmhry lye sub chor dunga
Grl: Ami Abu
Pathn: yes
Grl: Khana pina
Pthn: Yes
Girl: Apny frndz
Pthn: yes
Girl: Naswar
Pthn: Baji chalti phrti nazr Aao.

Arz kia haiArz kia haiHam ko tha jis se Mohabat ka

Arz kia hai……
Arz kia hai…….
Ham ko tha jis se Mohabat ka dawa
Ham ko jis se tha dosti ka dawa
Wo le gya hamari Manji ka Pawa
Shawa bhai Shawa…!!

Pathan ne apne ghar ka darwaza ukharaor kandhe pe rakh

Pathan ne apne ghar ka darwaza ukhara
or kandhe pe rakh k bazar me agaya!
1 admi ne puccha: Khan sab. kia darwaza bechna hay?
Pathan:Nahi yara,Tala khulwana hy