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Bap beti se

admin — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 10:47:23 +0000

Bap beti se:tm chup kr mobile pe BAT Q krti ho sb k samne krne me SHARM ati hai?

CHOTI BEHAN:

Papa baji ko chup k hi baat krne den wrna sbko SHARAM aygi. .*

GOLDEN RULE

admin — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 10:46:39 +0000

“Agar Koi Apko Patthar maarY To Ap Usko Phool Maaro.
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GamlY k SaatH. . .*

Fail To Answer This

admin — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 10:46:31 +0000

All Scientists Fail To Answer This,But PATHAN(Rizwana Khan)Rocks
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Q:Which Liquid Thing Turns to Solid On Heating?
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Pathan:(Rizwana Khan)Pakoray
hehehehe;-)

sab se bara shock

admin — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 10:46:15 +0000

Insaan ko sab se bara shock kab lagta hy ?
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Socho !!
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Arey nahi pata ?
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Tab lagta hy jab wo bina package sms chikk raha ho :p

A Sweet Story

admin — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 10:46:02 +0000

Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have units 2 measure weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc.But nothing 2 measure Luv,Trust,Frndship.Why?
Boy thought for a while,took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
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Dekh janu dimag mat kha!
Already physics mein supply hy….

1 Maa ki request hay

admin — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 10:45:49 +0000

“1 Maa ki request hay,plz free package ho to itna phelao k us k betay tk pohnch ja’ay
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Putar Bashir,wapsi ty 65 wali pepsi lenda aayen teri phophi aii ay.

SHUKAR ADA KARO

admin — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 10:45:16 +0000

SHUKAR ADA KARO US KHUDA KA JIS NE MUJAY PAIDA KIA…..

WARNA SARA DIN MOBILE KI KHALI SCREEN DEKHNI PARTI

A message from dengue Machar

admin — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 10:45:07 +0000

A message from dengue Machar

Me duniya ki har jaga ghoom chuka hun.

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Lahore Lahore ay

bijli walo ki ammi ko

admin — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 10:44:56 +0000

bijli walo ki
ammi ko
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ko salam anti apne inko kiyo peda kya

Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho

admin — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 10:44:40 +0000

Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho
teri khushi kbhi kam na ho
dua hay tujhe mile ek pyara sa duolha

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jis ka wazan

80 kilo se
kam na ho
(BOLO BOLO ‘AMEEEENN.)