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Angrez In Karachi

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 06:49:51 +0000

Ek angrez karachi aya kuch dino me yahan ki zubaan seekh gaya

Uska interview lia gaya..

Q. Ap ko KARACHUI kesa laga?
Ans: Lusy Yaar..

Q:Yahan ki life kesi lagi?
Ans: Boht phateek hain yahan..

Q. Log kese lagay?
Ans: Boht chirandi..

Q.Yahan apney kia seekha?
Ans: Maine ye seehha hai agar karachi main rehna hai to Jiye Mutahidda Kehna Hai

Kitaabain Phaar Dega

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 02:52:57 +0000

Larki wale:Hum abhi apni beti ki shaadi nahi karsaktey abhi larki parh rahi hai.

Larkay waley:To hamara beta kia bacha hai jo uski kitaabain phaar dega..

Bhoot or Rohain

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 02:34:28 +0000

Boy: Maine suna hai is ghar main jin bhoot aur rohain rehti hain

Pathan: pata nahi, mujhe to khud marey huey 8 sal hogaye

Moral:Pathano ko marney k baad bhi aqal nahi ati..

Mujhe Waqt Do

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 02:33:00 +0000

Boy: Ap apni beti ki shadi mujhse ker dain main apko us k wazan k barabar sona dunga

Memon: Mujhe waqt do
Boy:Sochney k lye?

Memon: nahi beti ka wazn barhaney k lye..

Pathan Pilot

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 05:46:19 +0000

Pathani pilot kamyabi k baad apna jahaan land kernay pe bohat khush hua..
Nichay utarnay pe staff ne usay hatho hath lia or airman uski wardi utarnay main help karnay lagay..
Pathan (fakhar se): Aaj main ne India k 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 aabdoz ko mara hai..

Airman: wo sub to theek hai lekin sir G ap ne 1 galti ker di hai..
Pathan: Kon c galti?
Airman: Bas ap isi khushi ma India hi land kar gaye hain..

Let Him Speak

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 05:41:42 +0000

Woman To Doctor: My husband has the habit of talking while sleeping. What should I give to cure him?

Doctor: Give him a chance to speak when he’s awake..

Memon In Titanic

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 05:40:16 +0000

Titanic K Saath 1 MEMON Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Raha Tha
Captain: Oye Hans Q Raha Hai?
Memon: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahi Kharida….

Fact about women

admin — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:54:34 +0000

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husbandâ€™s coat from 20 meters,
but canâ€™t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . .

Difference between Friend & Wife

admin — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:50:57 +0000

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

Tell Me Your Name In English

admin — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:38:44 +0000

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name In English.

Student (After 2 Mins): “Age Long Oven”

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti.