Its All About SMS

A true friend is one who
Sees ur 1st tear
catches the 2nd
Stops the third
and when the fourth come
he
slaps you and says

“KIYON RE OVER ACTING KAR RA“

Love VS Exam

Love: The hardest thing cuz u have thoughts that u cant express

Exam: Still harder cuz u have no thoughts still u have to express…!!!

1 pagal dosre se:
2+2 kitne hote hain?
Dosra pagal:
tumhe pata nahi k mujy mashrtiloom nahi ati,
Pehla:
issi liye main ne islamiyat k sawal pocha tha.

1 Pathan darakht pe charh raha tha.1 bandar ne pucha kidhar khan sahab
?
Khan:Aam khaney
Bandar:per darakht to seib ka hai
Pathan: Aam hum sath laya hai…

Aik larki jab 18 saaal ki hoti hai to use kis cheez ki zarorat hoti hai..?

nahi pata..?

Sachi nai pata.?

Main btaon?

SHANAAKHTI CARD KI….

Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue.
Dono birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
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“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“

“A TRUE LOVE STORY“
kisi drakht pe ik ullu baita krta tha.

ek din wo drakht kat diya gaya..

drakht bht khush hua k shukar ab hum pr KOI ULLU NAI BAITHAY GA.

lakin drakht ki khushi us wakt khaq mai mil gaye jb…

us ko kat kr AP k room ki STUDY CHAIR bana diya gaya.

or

AAJ BHI US PR ULLU BAITTHA HAI.

pathan:doctor sahab apko taankay laganay attay hay?

doctor: haan attay hain kaha laganay hain?

pathan: ye lo chappal pay laga do.

1 pathan bete k sath lakryan katne jangal gaya wapsi me rasta bhol gaya
pathan ghuse se bete ko marne laga or bola kambhakt me to rasta bhol gaya hon tu to ghar ja.

aik pagal:mujhe katrina ne shadi k liye haan bol di hai.
doosra pagal: dikha di na kameeni ne auqat.main b itni asani se talaq nai deny wala.