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Humour can be described as the capability of quality of people, situations or objects to bring to mind thoughts of amusement in other people or which makes people experience happiness or laugh. Those who are good in it can crack jokes in any situation. Even you can be like one of them, browse through our collection of latest Funny sms & Funny text messages so that you can send funny love, birthday and greetings sms from your mobile to your loved ones and create a moment of joy or fun for them. Here you will come across various funny messages, Funny Text Conversations, Funny Status Messages, Funny SMS in Urdu, humorous riddles, quotes, poetry and many more. Funny SMS are available in Urdu, Hindi and English.

Doctors prescription 4 u

Doctor”s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor”s fee? An sms when u r free.


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Problems an apple can make

Apple = Vitamins
Vitamins = Power
Power = Work
Work = Money
Money = Girl Friend
Girl Friend = Tension
Tension = Heart Attack
Heart Attack = Death

Problems an apple can make


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What A Mystery

A cockraoch is afraid of Rat,
Rat is afraid of Cat,
Cat is afraid of Dog,
Dog is afraid of Man,
Man is afraid of Woman,
And Woman is afraid of
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Cockraoch!

Any girl can be glamorous.

Any girl can be glamorous. All u have 2 do is stand still and look stupid.

Baby Camel : Mom, y do camels have humps?

Baby Camel : Mom, y do camels have humps?
Mom: Son, we are desert animal, we need hump to store water and we are known to survive without water.
Baby camel: why our legs long and feet round?
Mom: They are meant for walking in desert, we can move around in desert better than anyone.
Baby Camel: Why our eye lashes long?
… Mom: these are to protect from sand and sunlight.
Baby: Hump to be used in desert, foot to be used in desert, eyes to be used in desert, What the hell we are doing here in the Zoo.

Moral: Skill, knowledge, ability are only useful if you are at right place to use them. :D

Wt’s The Mst Popular

Wt’s The Mst Popular Word Tat Begins
With ‘F’ & Ends Wd ‘K’?
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Its *FACEBOOK*, =D

The Word u Thought z
The 2nd Mst Popular! =P

Cuteness:

Cuteness:
Ek BacCha ApNi MAA Se Pitne k BaAD ApNe PaPa Se BoLa:
“PapA TuMhAri BiWi k SaTh Ab MerA GuzAra Nhi Ho Sak Ta,
MujHe MEri BiWi ChAhiYE. Ha ha ha

Height of shame

Height of shame :

A girl with her face covered on a bus stop

A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??

Girl replies
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Papa mein hoon.

If today

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur 1) gud looks 2 ) nature 3 ) style 4 ) attitude, kick them off. How dare they fool u before April 1st.

What Is N0un?

What Is N0un?
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To Arz Kia Hai
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Kutta Bhi Apni Gali Mei H0ta Hai King
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Wawah
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Kutta Bhi Apni Gali Mei H0ta Hai King
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Noun Is D Name 0f Pers0n,
Place 0r Thing

A Man’s Feeling about mobile

A man’s feeling
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It feels like a mini heart attack
when i dont find my mobile in my pocket
&
Its almost like heart fail
when i see it in my girlfriend’s hand !

Attitude of Girls

Attitude of Girls: When a Boy Sends a Dirty SMS..
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She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
Forwards that to Her Friends (Girls)
Then Replies to the Boy
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“Eww, I don’t like such stuff,
I am not that kind of girl” :P =D :D

3sri Bv

”Doctor : aap bilkul meri 3sri Bv ki Tarah Lag Rahi hai..

Larki: Oh really ! aap ki kitni Beewiyan hai?
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Doctor : 2 ;)

girls se request

Height of Insult :-D

girls ka group waterfall dekhne k liya gya

Pappu (Guide ) : ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall h, is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai, agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum is waterfall ki awaaz araam se sun sakte h. . .

sabhi girls se request h ke aap plzzz chup rhe, taki hum waterfall ki awaaz sun sake :-P :P :-D

shadi ker leni chahiye

GirlFriend: Hum bohat badnam ho chuky hen, ab hamy shadi ker leni chahiye…
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BoyFriend: Lekin itni badnami k bad…
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Hum Se shadi kare ga kon??

Tamaam Ummat ki taraf se salaam

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!

ChiLd 2 Dentist

ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!!
Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay Ja SAktay Hain?
Dentist:Nahi..!
ChiLd: Agr Main NikaL DoOn?
Doctor: NikaLo.

ChILd:He He He He…..kk :) :) :)

Golden Words

Girl Asked: Kisi Ladke Ki Bahut Sari GirlFriends Ho To Wo Talented Kehlata Hai,
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Lekin Kisi Ladki k Bhut Saray BoyFriends Ho To
Usey Chaalu Q Kaha Jata Hai…??

Boy With Golden Words: ” Qadar Uss Chaabi Ki Hoti Hai Jo Bahot Se Taalo Ko Khol Sake, Na k
Uss Taale Ki Jo Har Chaabi Se Khul
Jaye… :D =D :P

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