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Ek angrez karachi aya kuch dino me yahan ki zubaan seekh gaya

Uska interview lia gaya..

Q. Ap ko KARACHUI kesa laga?
Ans: Lusy Yaar..

Q:Yahan ki life kesi lagi?
Ans: Boht phateek hain yahan..

Q. Log kese lagay?
Ans: Boht chirandi..

Q.Yahan apney kia seekha?
Ans: Maine ye seehha hai agar karachi main rehna hai to Jiye Mutahidda Kehna Hai

Larki wale:Hum abhi apni beti ki shaadi nahi karsaktey abhi larki parh rahi hai.

Larkay waley:To hamara beta kia bacha hai jo uski kitaabain phaar dega..

Boy: Maine suna hai is ghar main jin bhoot aur rohain rehti hain

Pathan: pata nahi, mujhe to khud marey huey 8 sal hogaye

Moral:Pathano ko marney k baad bhi aqal nahi ati..

Boy: Ap apni beti ki shadi mujhse ker dain main apko us k wazan k barabar sona dunga

Memon: Mujhe waqt do
Boy:Sochney k lye?

Memon: nahi beti ka wazn barhaney k lye..

Pathani pilot kamyabi k baad apna jahaan land kernay pe bohat khush hua..
Nichay utarnay pe staff ne usay hatho hath lia or airman uski wardi utarnay main help karnay lagay..
Pathan (fakhar se): Aaj main ne India k 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 aabdoz ko mara hai..

Airman: wo sub to theek hai lekin sir G ap ne 1 galti ker di hai..
Pathan: Kon c galti?
Airman: Bas ap isi khushi ma India hi land kar gaye hain..

Woman To Doctor: My husband has the habit of talking while sleeping. What should I give to cure him?

Doctor: Give him a chance to speak when he’s awake..

Titanic K Saath 1 MEMON Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Raha Tha
Captain: Oye Hans Q Raha Hai?
Memon: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahi Kharida….

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . .

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name In English.

Student (After 2 Mins): “Age Long Oven”

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti.