”Doctor : aap bilkul meri 3sri Bv ki Tarah Lag Rahi hai..
Larki: Oh really ! aap ki kitni Beewiyan hai?
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Doctor : 2
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”Doctor : aap bilkul meri 3sri Bv ki Tarah Lag Rahi hai..
Larki: Oh really ! aap ki kitni Beewiyan hai?
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Doctor : 2
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Height of Insult
girls ka group waterfall dekhne k liya gya
Pappu (Guide ) : ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall h, is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai, agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum is waterfall ki awaaz araam se sun sakte h. . .
sabhi girls se request h ke aap plzzz chup rhe, taki hum waterfall ki awaaz sun sake
GirlFriend: Hum bohat badnam ho chuky hen, ab hamy shadi ker leni chahiye…
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BoyFriend: Lekin itni badnami k bad…
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Hum Se shadi kare ga kon??
Attitude of Girls: When a Boy Sends a Dirty SMS..
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She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
Forwards that to Her Friends (Girls)
Then Replies to the Boy
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“Eww, I don’t like such stuff,
I am not that kind of girl”
=D
Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!
Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!
Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.
Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!
Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!