Bap beti se:tm chup kr mobile pe BAT Q krti ho sb k samne krne me SHARM ati hai?

CHOTI BEHAN:

Papa baji ko chup k hi baat krne den wrna sbko SHARAM aygi. .*

“Agar Koi Apko Patthar maarY To Ap Usko Phool Maaro.
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GamlY k SaatH. . .*

All Scientists Fail To Answer This,But PATHAN(Rizwana Khan)Rocks
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Q:Which Liquid Thing Turns to Solid On Heating?
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Pathan:(Rizwana Khan)Pakoray
hehehehe;-)

Insaan ko sab se bara shock kab lagta hy ?
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Socho !!
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Arey nahi pata ?
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Tab lagta hy jab wo bina package sms chikk raha ho :p

Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have units 2 measure weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc.But nothing 2 measure Luv,Trust,Frndship.Why?
Boy thought for a while,took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
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Dekh janu dimag mat kha!
Already physics mein supply hy….

“1 Maa ki request hay,plz free package ho to itna phelao k us k betay tk pohnch ja’ay
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Putar Bashir,wapsi ty 65 wali pepsi lenda aayen teri phophi aii ay.

SHUKAR ADA KARO US KHUDA KA JIS NE MUJAY PAIDA KIA…..

WARNA SARA DIN MOBILE KI KHALI SCREEN DEKHNI PARTI

A message from dengue Machar

Me duniya ki har jaga ghoom chuka hun.

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Lahore Lahore ay

bijli walo ki
ammi ko
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ko salam anti apne inko kiyo peda kya

Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho
teri khushi kbhi kam na ho
dua hay tujhe mile ek pyara sa duolha

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jis ka wazan

80 kilo se
kam na ho
(BOLO BOLO ‘AMEEEENN.)