I Will LOVE You Until

TOM
Catches
JERRY

And

Has Him For DINNER … =P

Kiss Is The Key Of Love,
Love Is The Lock Of Marriage,
Marriage Is The Box Of Children,
Children Is The Problem Of Pakistan,
So Please Stop Kissing And Save Pakistan.

Sardar Ne ABC Seekh Li:

A:Apple
B: Bara Apple
C: Chota Apple
D: Doosra Apple
E: Ek Hor Apple
F: Fer Apple
G: Ganda Apple
H: Haraa Apple
I: India Da Apple
J: Jay’pur Da Apple
K: Kharaab Apple
L: Laal Apple
M: Mitha Apple
N: Nawan Apple
O: Oooo…! Apple
P: Paka Hya Apple
Q: Queta Da Apple
R: Rall Mil K Khaan Aala Apple
S: Saada Apple
T: Taqatwar Apple
U: Unna Da Apple
V: Veer Da Apple
W: Wadda Apple
X: X-Max Da Apple
Y: Yar Da Apple
Z: Zindabad Apple

Santa – My Wife Died Yesterday..
I am Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Coming Out,
What To Do?
Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back.

After Watching The Pepsi Advertisement,
A Boy Suddenly Starts Kissing His GF.

Gf: Ye Kia Ker Rahe Ho?

Boy:
DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI.

Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.

Ab Karachi K Saahil Se Sirf 10 KM Door,
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Saima Residency 4 Or 5 Kamron K Luxury Apartments

Good News!!
Samandari Toofan Karachi Main Aney Wala Tha K Light Chaley Gaye… Andhairey Main Rasta Bhatak Gaya!! GEO KESC!!

Old dharmendr vs modern basanti:

Dharmendr – Basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna
Basanti – Excuse me, who the hell do you think you are to order me like this. You stupid guy using abusive language. You bloody fool handing in the rusty chain with so obnoxious smell coming from your body. You keep your mouth shut. Nonsense!

Hey DJ GABBAR PLAY THE MUSIC MAN!!

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega

Rooh ka jism se rishta toot jayega

Abhi waqt hai 2 4 sms kar do

Kal ka kya pata kis ka

kb

Mobile pani main beh jayega

HAPPY TOOFAN