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Hum wafa nibhaana jaante hain,
Zakhm aapke Kitne bhi gehre ho,
Hum dawa lagaana jaante hain,
Hame bhoolne ki koshish na karna,
Hum Gala Dabaana bhi jaante hain!

Waqt mile to aaj hame yad kar lena,
pal pal na sahi din me ek bar kar lena,
rishte honge aap k hazaro,
par hamare liye bhi ek pal barbad kar lena.

Kaun hai sufi yahan yahan to sab sharabi hai,
jinhe milti hai nigahon se vo thik hai
jo pite hain paimane se bus unme kharabi hai!

Ishq k Sahare jiya Nhi Karte,
Gum k Pyalo ko Piya Nhi karte,
Kuch Dost saale aise bhi hote hai,
Jinke Ungli na karo to wo saale yad kiya nahi karte…

Samne ho Manzil to Rasta na Modna,
Jo Mann me ho wo Khwab na Todna,
Har Kadam pe Milegi Kamyabi Aapko,
Bus Sitare Chunney ke liye Kabhi zamin na Chhodna.

"Shikve"to honge hamse,
"Sikayate" bhi hogi hamse par "APNO"se kabhi gila nahi karte,
Achche nahi bure hi sahi par hum jaise "LOG" mila nahi karte..

Ankhon mein hardam naye khwab sajate rehte hai
Khusiyo se bhare nagme gungunate rehte hai
Har saal manate hai dost janamdin mera
Har saal hum apne jivan ka ek saal gavate rehte hai.

CURCUIT-BHAI USKO BOLO APUN GAON GAYA HAI KHETI KARNEKO
MUNNA BHAI-PAN ABHI TO TU BOLA KI KABHI JHOOT NAHI BOLEGA
CURCUIT-APUN JHOOT NAHI BOLEGA PAR TU TO BOL SAKTA HAI NA

SAATH MERA CHHOR KAR SAATH MERA CHHOR KAR
CHAL DIYA TU KAHAN DIL MERA TOR KAR
GHUM SE BHARA HOON MAIN AUR MUJHE GHAM NA DO
PHOOL MAANGE THAY MAINE MUJH KO KAANTE NA DO
YAADEN THIN KITNI HASEEN ROYE AASMAAN ROYE ZAMEEN
SEHTA HUM KIYA KAREN YAAR APNA SAATH NAHIN
HAR DIL ME ZINDA HAI TU INSAAN NAHIN FARISHTA HAI TU
GHAREEBON KI HAI JAAN TU INSAAN PAR EHSAAN TU.

Boy & Girl in restuarant:
Boy-main last bar puch raha hu,
um mujhse shadi karogi?
Girl- nahi
Boy-soch lo
Girl-keh diya na nahi
Boy-waiter bill alag alag lana.