Lovely days in my life :
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
Funny Exam SMS Messages Collection & Best Of Luck For Exam SMS Wishes
Exams are conducted to assess the performance of candidate taking the assessment. They are usually syllabus focused and are conducted after the relevant session is completed. Ambitious candidates usually struggle hard for attaining good results in exams. Just before start of the exam session, candidates usually receive good luck / best of luck for Exam SMS. If you also desire to wish your colleagues / mates “all the best for Exam” then pick from our collection, a good funny exam sms to demonstrate best wishes for your friends. You can also send best of luck quotes and best of luck for exam sms. The collection compiled represents Funny Exam SMS Messages Collection in Hindi, Urdu & English.
Lovely days in my life :
Don’t see others doing better than you,
Beat your own records everyday because,
Success is a fight between YOU & YOURSELF.
Father to Son:
Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye?
Son: Papa, Sabhi question us samay ke the
jab mai paida bhi nahi hua tha!
Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!
Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!
Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.
Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!
Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
Take chit in the exam,
scratch and show to your nearest teacher
win a trip to principal’s office
and enjoy 3 days holiday at home
Hurry, offer valid till exam last!!!!
Examz se 1 month pehle aane wale 1st ashray ki dua: Ae Allah aaj se padhne ka irada kr rha hn, meri madad krna
2nd ashre ki dua:
Allah jo sawal mein yaad kron sirf wo imthan me aaye’n
Aakhri ashre ki dua:
Ae Allah is bar pass kra de agli bar khoob dil laga k parho’n ga.. ;->
Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .
5,00,000 Shadi Par.
1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000
Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667
1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778
Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963
Ufff! Tauba Tauba.
Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.
A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.
Invest at Your Own Risk.
Boy-Ro kyu rhi ho?
Girl-Mere Marks Bahut kum aye hai
Boy-Bata kitne aye hai?
Boy-Khuda Ka Khof Kar zalim, itne mein toh 2 ladke pass ho jate hai… =D
I need to study!”
*Opens book* ”
5 min padhte hi..
Abi man nahi ho raha…thoda facebook chk kar lu..=p
1 ghante baad
Abi b man ni ho ra..bhuk b lagi hai..pehle kuch kha lu fir padhunga
30 min baad( jese ki Ab to puri book padh kar manuga =p)
Par 10 min padhte hi…bas ek last bar aur facebook check kar lu..mood fresh ho jaega fir padhunga
1 ghanta aur gaya
Ab jese tese 10 min padhne baithe to need a rahi hai…chor yar ab aaj ka pura din to ese hi nikal gaya par Seriously ab kal se pakka padhunga
P.S. : Roz ka yahi drama rehta hai sabka
Teacher : Students, There will be a day when there ll be no water,
No living being ,
No one will be there and everything would be destroyed !!
Santa: So mam, Should i come tution or not on that day
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
To be a “Good professional”, always start to study late for “Exams”. Because it teaches how to manage “Time” and tackle “Emergencies”!!
Sara syllabus padh liya…
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain…
College ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya. Jab andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha. Likha tha: itna zor taleem par dete to exam me A1 grade lete.