Exam SMS & Text Messages Collection

Hum jite EK bar heMarte EK bar haiPyar EK bar hota haiA

Hum jite EK bar he

Marte EK bar hai

Pyar EK bar hota hai

Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai

TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu?

kya rakha he padhai me kyu barbar dohrate ho jab n

kya rakha he padhai me , kyu bar-bar dohrate ho , jab nursury se hi padhna he to kyo aage ki kitab uthate ho .

paRhpaRh kaR kiA kRna ek dIn tu MaRna hAiaGr mRne k b

paRh,paRh kaR kiA kRna ek dIn tu MaRna hAi,aGr mRne k bad dubaRa ZiNda Hoe Tu ShURu Tu NercErY se kRna hai

Baap Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90 lanay haikuch b

Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia

MERI KAHANIWoh school ki perhai wo pyar bhari b

“MERI KAHANI“

Woh school ki perhai wo pyar bhari baatien,

Wo syllabus ki tension wo exam ki raatien,

Wo kenteen ki party woh friends Ki laatien,

Wo roothna mana-na

Wo bunk mulaaqatien

Proposal ki planning mien wo rt ka guzarna

Phir class k peechay ki seat per sona

betuki baaton ko serious lena

wo matlab ki baatien hansi mien urana

Na wo din hain

Naa raatien, Naa ghusa, Naa baatien

Ager kuch hai to bus Yaadien Hee Yaadien…

ahan koi kitab aisi milijispar dil luta detehar 1 ne

ahan koi kitab aisi mili,
jispar dil luta dete,
har 1 ne dimaag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete,
ab syllabus dekhkar sonchte hain k 1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete…

CongratulationsGood news for Karachi University studen

Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

n exams students ka NAARAYeh bazi haq ki bazi haiYeh b

n exams students ka NAARA.
Yeh bazi haq ki bazi hai
Yeh bazi tum hi haro gay,

Har jaib se phara nikle ga,
Tum kitne phare phado gay!!

Ek Student Dusre SeAaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Ma

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :p

yahoooo exams ki sari tayari ho gayipen pencil er

yahoooo… …
exams ki sari tayari ho gayi
pen
pencil
erases
saab tayar haiy
yahooo.. . . .
ab bus . .
..parhna baki haiy!