Arz Kia Hai…
Daalte Hi Jhar Gaye Theray Na Phool Galay Mai Mere Haar K
Dard Unko Huwa To Nikaal Lia Maine Kaanta Jo Chubha Peroon Main Sarkar K
Cheek Uthay Chilla Uthay Kehnay Lagay Meri Na Loo
Ek Hi To Kameez Hai Aur Din Bhi Hain Tehwaar K

Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
“Don‘t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!“

Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
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Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
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GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.

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mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.

I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath

hai wat hapen

i am ur colgate

Hold It Gently

Put 2 Fingrs

If Dey Dnt

Fit

Fos Dem In

If De Hole‘s Big Enaf

Put3

Muv Up & Down

Slowly..

Ooh Yes..

Can U Fil It?

Dats How U Wash A Glass

Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!

college wali:
masale dar

office wali:
narum narum

muhale wali:
garma garam

aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon

KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWER?

what?

huh.. dont think dirty..

Its a..

“CIGARETTE!”

oh no Dr. please jaldi karo

oh no blood?

oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai

jaldi nikaalo na

Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia….. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de