Free latest sms text messages & Jokes

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2
hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi
hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe
kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah
se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?

Malooum hai kahan Se ?

DOOR SE

TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri

PHoto

kaise lon?

chooss chooss chooss

mazay lay kar chooss

bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss

donoo ko ik saath chooss

masal masal kay choos

kyon kay

kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.

Hello hello mera lelo

kya?

Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?

ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?

AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?

DIL

Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon,
jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa
ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k.
sari windows bhi band kar do,
parday girrakar lights off kar do aur
tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon,
apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k………..

mari ghari ki bhi light lagti hai

Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo

agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ….den lets try d other shoe madam

Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein . . . . . .
Jaroo

Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!