25 Jul
college walimasale daroffice walinarum narummuhale wa
college wali:
masale dar
office wali:
narum narum
muhale wali:
garma garam
aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon
Double Meaning SMS in urdu and hindi
Double Meaning SMS in urdu and hindi
25 Jul
KISSING at the top HOLDING at the middle FIRE at
KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
what?
huh.. dont think dirty..
Its a..
“CIGARETTE!”
25 Jul
oh no Dr please jaldi karo oh no blood oh ahhhhh bahu
oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
oh no blood?
oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
jaldi nikaalo na
Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia….. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de
25 Jul
Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhiNa ziada lamba hai Na zia
Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
sub k samne lo
Ya tanhai me lo
sharmao mut bus ab le lo
kiya bhala
MERA NAAM
25 Jul
BOY poora under gayaGIRL ouch haaanBOYtight h
BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch…… haaan
BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL:haan thora thora.
Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha
25 Jul
Shut UpSsurprises 4 uHhappiness 4 uUunlimited love 4
Shut Up"""
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up……
25 Jul
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga…
25 Jul
Aap ko CHODAAap ko pir CHODAAap ko bar bar CHODAAap k
Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"Aap ko bar bar
"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODA AUGUST"
mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..
25 Jul
Wo maangti thi mein deta na thaJawab us k sawal kaAb
Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..
Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..
Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.
25 Jul
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaadabao naa zara zor seaisa k
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz……,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.