1 Admi Public Toilet Mein Betha Tha K Achanak Sath Wale Toilet Se Awaz Aai: Kya Haal Hai?
Admi Ghabra Kr:
Theek Hon,
Phr Awaz Aai:
Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
Admi:
Bhai Jo Sab Yahan Karte Hain,
Phir Awaz Aai:
Main Aa Jaun?
Admi Pareshan Ho Gya 0r Jaldi Se Bola:
Nahi Nahi Main Busy Hon.
Phir Awaz Aai:
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Acha Yaar Main Tumhen Baad Mein Call Karta Hon.
Abhi Koi Ullu Ka Patha Sath Wale Toilet Se Meri Hr Baat Ka Jawab De Raha Hai.

Rishtay torr deti hai GF
Insaan ko tanha kar deti hai GF
na aanay dena dil k kareeb kabhi isko
kyu k dil se dharkan ko juda kar deti hai GF
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GF bolay to GalatFehmi
Jo abhi Aap Ko Hoyi.

Mother:Larka pasand aya, Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai.

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one…

It’s keeping ur mouth shut.

But I like the way U think!

Girl:
Aaj office jaaty he b0ss muj pe char gya,

Frnd: kiyu???

Girl:
w0h mn late gai thi naaaa.

Teacher:
Tumhary abbu kaya karty hain?
Student.
Miss pata nahi hum jaldi so jatay hain.
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_/ \_Geo .. Masom0????

Ab Karachi K Saahil Se Sirf 10 KM Door,
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Saima Residency 4 Or 5 Kamron K Luxury Apartments

Height Of Double Meaning
After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said“ Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha ;-

pehle us ne shalwar utari
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia

phir

phir

phir kia?????

kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!