Double Meaning SMS in urdu and hindi

25 Jul

college walimasale daroffice walinarum narummuhale wa

college wali:
masale dar

office wali:
narum narum

muhale wali:
garma garam

aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon

25 Jul

KISSING at the top HOLDING at the middle FIRE at

KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWER?

what?

huh.. dont think dirty..

Its a..

“CIGARETTE!”

25 Jul

oh no Dr please jaldi karo oh no blood oh ahhhhh bahu

oh no Dr. please jaldi karo

oh no blood?

oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai

jaldi nikaalo na

Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia….. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de

25 Jul

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhiNa ziada lamba hai Na zia

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi

Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota

sub k samne lo

Ya tanhai me lo

sharmao mut bus ab le lo

kiya bhala

MERA NAAM

25 Jul

BOY poora under gayaGIRL ouch haaanBOYtight h

BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch…… haaan

BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?

GIRL:haan thora thora.

Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha

25 Jul

Shut UpSsurprises 4 uHhappiness 4 uUunlimited love 4

Shut Up"""
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up……

25 Jul

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga…

25 Jul

Aap ko CHODAAap ko pir CHODAAap ko bar bar CHODAAap k

Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"Aap ko bar bar
"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODA AUGUST"
mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

25 Jul

Wo maangti thi mein deta na thaJawab us k sawal kaAb

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

25 Jul

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaadabao naa zara zor seaisa k

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz……,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.