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Jab meri maut ho jaye

admin — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:50:30 +0000

Jab meri maut ho jaye,to mera janaza uski gali ke saamne se lejana aur jab le ke jao to mera nikal ke hiladena……..Kya?
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abe haath.

admin — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:50:06 +0000

Jealous Husband;

“Aaj tk tum kitney logo k saath soyi ho?”

Wife; Such bolon tu sirf aap k sath hi soyi hon baki sabhi k sath sari sari raat jagti thi….

admin — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:49:03 +0000

ji karta he k khara kar k ap k hath m pakra don or ap zor zor…

sey hilaooo or bolo…
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“” IS PARCHAM K SAYE TALE HAM IK HEIN HAM IK HEIN”"

admin — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:48:26 +0000

Buhat Dukh Hoa Tumharay Husband Ke Death Ka..
Chalo Ab Udas Mat Ho,Mein Hon Na.
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Film Dekhnay Chalatay Hain.

admin — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:19:32 +0000

Jism ki pooja ko mohabbat kehta hai aaj ka falsafa.
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“Yehi dor-e-hazir hai to main jaahil he acha hun,

admin — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:19:18 +0000

Kuch Logon Ki Hum se Muhabbat Bhi Ajeeb Hai
” MOHSIN ”
Samajhtey Tu Apna Hain Magar Salook Karte Hain Ghairon Jaisa.

admin — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:19:09 +0000

Pathar Samajh Kar Thokar Maar Dia Tum Ne
“DOST”
Tarash Kar Dekhty To Shayad Heeray Se Bhi Anmol Hoty Hum.

admin — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:18:48 +0000

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

april fool

admin — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:18:31 +0000

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”

admin — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:18:21 +0000

Funny sentence written on the T-shirt
of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road:
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“you are not looking at the road right now, be careful.