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Boy to Girlfriend

Boy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.

Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??
Teri Zubaan Ko.


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I thought It was MONEY

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

I thought It was MONEY?


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BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn

‘BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl: sharma k, kahan?BOy: vOte dene!SOch badlO mulk badly ga”‘

Jinke paas hai

‘Jinke paas hai…

woh haath me leke hilate hai,

jinke paas nahi hai…

woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai

BOLO KYA?

Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH’

Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain

”Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain

kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain

or kuch larkiyon ko baith kar denay mein maza aata hay

or kuch to aisi hain k unhen khara ho kar denay mein maza aata hay.
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her kisi ka JHAROO denay ka andaz mukhtalif hota hay …
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Ik vari fer teri soch ko 80 topo ki salami”

Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai

Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai… . . . . . . . . . HAAN…! . . . . . Aye pyaray watan (Pakistan) Hamain Tumse Pyar Hai….

Allah Aap ko brown

Allah Aap ko brown balo wali neeli aankhon wali Gulabi honton wali, Patli kamar wali, Khoobsurat seengoon wali . . gayee(cow) atta karay qurbani k liye Ameen

Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai

Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai?? ? ? ? ? socho?? ? ? nai pata? ??? ? ? uff kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai

When things go wrong,

When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart & when tears flow 4rm your eyes, just let me know. . . cause I want 2b there 4 U! I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!

sirf aap ko hi yaad kia

In 1 year, 12 months, 365 days & nights, 8760 hours, 52560 min, 3153600 sec, sirf aap ko hi yaad kia. Aur sirf 2 mins lagay is jhoot ko type kernay mein :p;)

Suno

Suno! Aaj Aftari mein samose bi thay pakoray bi thay sharbat bhi tha kele bhi the saib bhi the angoor bhi the Khujoor bhi thi bas aik tumhari kami thi Kharboozay!

Woh raishmi balon wali

Woh raishmi balon wali, Bhoori ankhon wali, Komal hathon or naram pairon wali, matakti hoi andhairay main, tumharay paas ayegi aur dheeray sai bolegi . . . “Maiyooon”…

kuch log sari raat karte hain

kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch log bar baar kertay hain kuch din main kai baar kertay hain kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain . . . . . . Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p

Aap ka dil hamaray paas hai

Aap ka dil hamaray paas hai, Hamaara dil, Hamaara dil, Hamaara dil, . . Hamaara dil bhi hamare pas hai:p

ES PARCHAM K SAYE TALAY HUM 1 HAIN

DIL CHAHTA HAI K KHARA KAR K TERAY HAATH MAIN PAKRA DUN ? ? ? ? OR AP HILA HILA K BOLO, , , , , , , ES PARCHAM K SAYE TALAY HUM 1 HAIN……….

Some Basic Rules

Some Basic Rules 1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye-(KHABAR) 2.Usky Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumny Chahiye -(HAATH) 3.UskY Bare Aaram Se DabanY Chahiye – (PAIR) 4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se B Karni Chahiye- (TAREEF) 5.Usky Samne Aate Hi Apna Nikal Kr Usky Hath Me Pakra Dena Chahiye- (PURSE)

A Simple Logic

A Simple Logic:

Human=Eat+Work+Sleep
+Enjoy

Donkey=Eat+Work+Sleep

Ther4
Human=Donkey+Enjoy
0r
Human-Enjoy=Donkey

I.E.Human Who Doesnt Enjoy Is A Donkey

Wo Kiya Hai

Wo KiyA HAi??
JiS PE AgAr PiyAr Se HAth PhEro To ForAn KhArA Ho JAtA HAi??

U Dirty MiNd

AnswEr HAi

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BethA
HuA

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BAkrA … :P ;->

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