Double meaning SMS & Text Messages Collection
Karachi Se 10 KM Door
Ab Karachi K Saahil Se Sirf 10 KM Door,
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Saima Residency 4 Or 5 Kamron K Luxury Apartments
Height Of Double MeaningAfter Electi0n PM Of India ManM
Height Of Double Meaning
After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said“ Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha ;-
pehle us ne shalwar utariphir us ne kameez utariphir us
pehle us ne shalwar utari
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia
phir
phir
phir kia?????
kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!
Arz Kia HaiDaalte Hi Jhar Gaye Theray Na Phool Galay
Arz Kia Hai…
Daalte Hi Jhar Gaye Theray Na Phool Galay Mai Mere Haar K
Dard Unko Huwa To Nikaal Lia Maine Kaanta Jo Chubha Peroon Main Sarkar K
Cheek Uthay Chilla Uthay Kehnay Lagay Meri Na Loo
Ek Hi To Kameez Hai Aur Din Bhi Hain Tehwaar K
Diagram in book was not clearSomadam drew diagram on
Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
“Don‘t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!“
Ek Ganda Msg SunaoAik Larka Hota HaiWoh Keecha
Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
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Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
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GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .
Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiyem
Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.
I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
hai wat hapen
i am ur colgate
Hold It GentlyPut 2 FingrsIf Dey DntFitFos Dem InIf De
Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass
fuck offfuck offyes fuck offooh dont get the wrong mea
fuck off
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u
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k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..