Double meaning SMS & Text Messages Collection
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Jab meri maut ho jaye
Jab meri maut ho jaye,to mera janaza uski gali ke saamne se lejana aur jab le ke jao to mera nikal ke hiladena……..Kya?
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abe haath.
Jealous Husband
Jealous Husband;
“Aaj tk tum kitney logo k saath soyi ho?”
Wife; Such bolon tu sirf aap k sath hi soyi hon baki sabhi k sath sari sari raat jagti thi….
IS PARCHAM K SAYE TALE HAM IK HEIN HAM IK HEIN
ji karta he k khara kar k ap k hath m pakra don or ap zor zor…
sey hilaooo or bolo…
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“” IS PARCHAM K SAYE TALE HAM IK HEIN HAM IK HEIN”"
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. Film Dekhnay Chalatay Hain.
Buhat Dukh Hoa Tumharay Husband Ke Death Ka..
Chalo Ab Udas Mat Ho,Mein Hon Na.
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Film Dekhnay Chalatay Hain.
Jism Ki Pooja Ko Mohabbat Kehta Hai
Jism ki pooja ko mohabbat kehta hai aaj ka falsafa.
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“Yehi dor-e-hazir hai to main jaahil he acha hun,
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Muhabbat Bhi Ajeeb Hai
Kuch Logon Ki Hum se Muhabbat Bhi Ajeeb Hai
” MOHSIN ”
Samajhtey Tu Apna Hain Magar Salook Karte Hain Ghairon Jaisa.
Pathar Samajh Kar Thokar
Pathar Samajh Kar Thokar Maar Dia Tum Ne
“DOST”
Tarash Kar Dekhty To Shayad Heeray Se Bhi Anmol Hoty Hum.
most CUTE persons in the world
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
april fool
I May come there any time
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur’s Faithfully,
“HeArT aTtAcK”
Funny Sentence
Funny sentence written on the T-shirt
of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road:
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“you are not looking at the road right now, be careful.