• Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that
we use to write one exam.

Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.

SAY NO TO EXAMS

Great people talk about ideas,

Average people talk about things,

Small people talk about other people, And

Legends never talk,

they send SMS…

Hi, Sorry i didnt tell u that i"m moving permanently 2
ISLAMABAD nxt Monday. I dont know how long i"m staying
there. I will Gv u the No, Address and new E-mail ID when
i get there. Hope 2 c u at least b4 i leave.
Sorry 4 short notice. I have no choice.
They hv chosen me as the next President of Pakistan.

Aap Ne hum se Roz Nai Ummed Laga Rakhi hai,
Aapne DiL me IshQ ki Kiran Jaga Rakhi hai,

Hum Roz kahan se Naey MSG Bhejen…
Hum ne Kya MSG Ki Factory Laga rakhi hai..??

I"m d best
I can prove it
I can c the tea in tea cup
Can u c the world in world cup?

I can send my address 2 ur mobile
can u send ur mobile 2 my address??

School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree

IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE"S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN
HEVEN blue eyes

GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL.

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets,
L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go
to college regularly….