Free latest sms text messages & Jokes

Phir ek cigarette jala raha hoon
Phir ek teeli bujha raha hoon
Teri nazar me ye mashgla hy
Mian to tera wada bhula raha hoon.
Samjhna mat isko meri aadat
Ye dhuwaan jo main urra raha hoon
Ye teri yadoon k silsilay hain
main teri yaaden jala raha hoon.
Phir ek cigarette …
Phir ek teeli …
Main pee k etna behak chuka hoon
K gham k qissay suna raha hoon
Agar tumhain bhe gham hay to paas aao
Main pee raha hoon pilla raha hoon…
Phir ek cigarette …
Phir ek teeli …

Dance as if no ones watching, Love as if its never going to hurt.

. . . . . . . Its not an empty sms. Due to fog you can’t see the words. Happy Fog Day

Every cigarate you smoke, decreses your life by 5 minuts. Sex increses your life by10 mintes. So basic theme of equation is that “A FUCKING SMOKER NEVER DIES.”;-)

Sulook usny mujh se kisi cigeritte ka sa kiya, Pehly jalaya phir piya paon rakha bujha diya, Yani talab thi usko meri kuch waqt k liye, pehly lagaya hont se or phir dhuwen me uradiya, Apni sansain khench k meri khushbu khud men basa li, Meri jalti hui rakh ko apni ungliyun se giradiya.

Thousands of languages around this world
but
“smile” can beat them all.
Because
“Smile” is the Language even a BABY can speak..

Tree leaves do not look green forever,
Roses do not look fresh forever,
But I pray to ALLAH that
Smile on your lips stay forever.

Good Morning & Have A Nice Day

A line said by a frnd 2 his Frnd
aftr both got busy in their livz
&
did’n contct each other.
“Missd ur smile a lot.
bt,I missd my own smile more”.

It Is Very Usual 2 Ask

Whats Up?
H R U?
Had Ur Lunch?
Hows Life etc etc,

So Let Me Ask U Something Different

Did U Smile 2day?
If not Just do it now;-)

A Perfrect Gift for U!
Today! Absolutely at no Cost, Non-taxable,
Silent Performance, Extremely Personal, Fully Returnable –
it’s a SMILE from me.
Enjoy & take care.