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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummySardar1Look so man

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

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AT 18 a lady is like a football 22 men behind herat 2

AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 -
the fight begins !

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Laloo bada chalak haiNau baccho ka bap haiLaloo bada ni

Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he…
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..

Husband asks Do you know the meaning of WIFEIt means

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means –
With Idiot for Ever

Sardar was writing something very slowly Friend asked

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

Sardar proposed a Girl Girl said Im 1yr elder to

Sardar proposed a Girl…… Girl said Im 1yr elder to
you…… Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,
I"ll marry you NEXT YEAR.

Sardar to Girlfriend Darling main tum se shaadi nahi k

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se
shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kon kon hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a NurseHe writes

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love U sister….

Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzarimager s

Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
mager saas ne kuch na kaha, bhala kiun,
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi

2 Lovers plan to suicide Boy jumped firstGirl closed

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

Heard you were feeling out of a Quack Hope you a

Heard you were feeling out of a Quack ……
Hope you are up & Splashing Soon.

May the little flower laying in gloom Rise and bloom

May the little flower, laying in gloom, Rise and bloom,
Swaying endlessly, this way and that way,
Morn to dusk, everyday. Get Well Soon!

You Mean A lot to me and so does your Health andHap

You Mean A lot to me…. and so does your Health and
Happiness….. So Here"s a wish to say….
& Take good care of Yourself !

If wishes were flowers Id send You A big bunch to say

If wishes were flowers I"d send You A
big bunch to say…. "Get Well Soon"