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Can you can a canned can into an uncanned can like a canner can can a canned can into an uncanned can?

If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.

The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.
(This is the World’s Hardest Tongue Twister, according the Guiness Book of World Records.)

If you understand, say “understand”. If you don”t understand, say “don”t understand”. But if you understand and say “don”t understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

She offered him Honour. He honoured her offer. Then the whole night, in honour of her offer. He was “on her” and “off her”.

I Am Sorry It Had To End Like This.
I Am Sorry That I Can’t Be What You Want Me To Be,
How You Want Me To Be.
I Am Sorry That Loving Me Caused You So Much Hurt.
I Am Sorry That I Have Done Nothing But Exacerbate Your Insecurities.
I Am Sorry That I Walked Into Your Life, Gave You Hope And Not Fulfilling Your Dreams.
I Am Sorry.
I Am Sorry.

I Am Not Sorry I Met You.
I Am Not Sorry I Fell In Love With You.
I Am Not Sorry For Letting You Into My Life Where No One Was Allowed For Years.
I Am Not Sorry For Loving You With All My Being While I Could.
I Am Not Sorry For Having Felt Wonderfully Loved And Cherished At The Expense Of Your Insecurities.

Your Life, My Life Will Go On.
With A Big Hole That Would Take A Long Time To Fill.
With Hurt That Will Take A Long Time To Heal.
With Hope That One Day The Pain Would Ease And Eventually Go Away.

My Love For You Will Never Go Away….. And That Is A Promise.

Do You Know
What’s Wrong With
” S O R R Y ” ?

It Gives People
The Wrong Idea
That
Any Mistake Can Be
Solved By A
SINGLE WORD … =/

May Be I Was Angry
But I Was Childish
May Be I Hurt You But
I Care For You !

Dear Love..
I Am Sorry
I Love You!!

“Never apologize for how you feel,
Thats like saying sorry for being real!”