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Love VS Exam

Love: The hardest thing cuz u have thoughts that u cant express

Exam: Still harder cuz u have no thoughts still u have to express…!!!

Nerver be sad for missing what u expected but be happy since God made u realize that those expectations arn‘t worth you.

Deadly IQ of a sardar
Whats the oppsite of Achaar?

Onion!

How?

Achaar = pickle
Pee-kal
So oppsite of pee- kal = pee aaj
=Peaj
Onion.

Alone I can SAY but 2gather v can SHOUT
Alone I can SMILE but 2gather v can LAUGH
Alone I can ENJOY but 2gather v can CELEBRATE thats the beauty of friendship….

True friendship dosent always cum when da talk btwin them is frequent but when the silence btwin dem is comfretable

Bay qarar mausam may
Yaad k jharoko`n say

Phir Tum hi sy milnay ki
Dil may kitni khawahish hai
Jo udaas rakhti hai

Aaj kal decemeber ki
Phir udaas shaamein hain

In ujaarr aankho`n may
Zard zard raatein hain

Barishon k mausam may
Toot phoot jata hoon

Jab bhi yaad aatay ho
Khud ko bhool jata hoon…..!

Zameen phir Jhoom Ut thi hai Samandar baat Karte Hain
Wo Jab bhi Hum-Safar hoti hai Manzar baat Karte hai

Zubaan hi saath deti hai na Dil Qaboon mein Rehta hai
Use Jab Ro-Baroon Apne bita kar Baath Karte hain

Mussawir Faiz Lete hain Usi ke Husan-e-Kamil se
Wohi hai Jis ke baren mein Sukhan-War Baath Karte hain

Agar shab mein Akhela ho Kabhi Wo Chaand ka Tukrha
Sitaren Us Se Aangan mein Utar kar Baath Karte hain

Main Samjhoon ya Koi , Mae-Kash-e-Ba Zauq hi Samjhe
Teri Aankhon ki Masti Se Jo Saaghar Baath Karte hain

Kisi ke Junbash-e-Lub ne ye Hum pay Raaz khola hai
Hunar ho But Parasti ka to Pathar Baath Karte hain

Bohat Si An Kahee Baaten batate hain kisi ke LUB
Mere Honton se jab Nazdeek Akar Baath Karte hain ..

Dekhna hai dil pe kya guzerti hai;
Tera ek khat jalake dekhenge.

Dariya -e- Dil mein koi mauj nahi ;
Aaj aanshu bahake dekhenge.

Chhodker tujhko door jayenge ;
Gum -e- zudai uthake dekhenge .

umra ne kis kadra diye dhoke ;
aaine ko batake dekhenge.

Hum aaj rat roshni k liye;
Charag -e- dil jalake dekhenge.

Jinka kehna tum jiyo ya maro;
unki baton mein aake dekhenge.

Sath guzre haseen lamhon ki;
yaadon ko hum bhulake dekhenge.

Dekhein phir mastghan unka rawaiya;
unse nazrein churake dekhenge.

Aankhon Main Baaqi Reh Gaye, Ab Teray Khad-o-Khaal Se
Lub Pe Hain Kuch Sawal Se, Dil Main Hain Kuch Malaal Se

Tu Jo Gaya To Yuun Laga, Tanha Hoon Kainaat Main
Raatain Thaki Thaki Meri, Din Bhi Meray Nidhaal Se

Itne Qareeb Hoon Teray, Rasta Na Wehem Ko Milay
So‘un Teray Hisaar Main, Jagoon Teray Jamal Se

Mujh Ko Hain Kaam Aur Bhi, Kuch To Karo Mera Khayal
Aatay Ho Jab Khayal Main, Jatay Nahi Khayal Se

Tujh Si Hasee‘n Ghazal Koi, Mujh Sa Ghazal Sara Koi
Dunia Main Ho Ager Kaheen, Waazeh Karo Misaal Se

Uss Se Gila Ay Dosto, Itna Sa Hai Ke Wo Mujhe
Samjha Nahi Hai Aaj Tak, Ghaafil Hai Meray Haal Se ..

Yoon to apne hi ashkon mein beh gaya hoon.
Phir bhi yaro tanha – tanha reh gaya hoon.

Ban gaya mohtaj dil unki nazer ka ;
mai fakeer -e- yaar banke reh gaya hoon.

Zindagi ki shakl mein hai ek bejaan ;
toota dil hai jann fanah mein lut gaya hoon.

Hona to wahi hai jo wo chahega ;
Mai to bus kirdar banke reh gaya hoon.

Jakhmi to dono hue baraber thay;
wo chal wasa aur mai tadapta reh gaya hoon.

Ro padata hoon bus jara si baat per;
Shayad mai thoda sa naadaan reh gaya hoon.

Ishk teri dooriyaa subhanallah ;
pas aya tauba karke reh gaya hoon.

Ek daur tha mai bhi bada khuddar tha ;
Per kya karun majboor banke reh gaya hoon.

Ye haal hai naakam hoker ishk mein;
Jaise koi maat khaker reh gaya hoon.

Hara bhi to apne dil se mastghan ;
Apne hi paase mein fansker reh gaya hoon .