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God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

Ur 5 qualities:

1———

2———

3———

4———

5———

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent
boy: am i so good??? :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/

Boy: “You Are Like A COIN.”

Girl: “Awwww, Valuable .. ?”

Boy: “No, Two Faced”

Boy: your teeth are like the stars

Girl: awww … Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?

Boy: no, far away from each other.

Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

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Sweety ! Don’t Be Proud
If Every Boy Wants You..!

Always Remember,
Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers

Pathan:
Yaar muje suba suba molvi sab ne bohat mara
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Major Rohail: Kyu?
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Pathan:
Masjid ja k molvi sab ko bs etna kha tha k 14 August ki namaz nhi krvani?

Whether you are a Pakistani woman
Whether you are a Pakistani man

Lets build together
A stronger Pakistan

A very Happy Independence Day!!

Khuda kary k meri arz e pak pe utre,

Wo fasl e gul jisy kbi andesha e zawal na ho,

Yaha jo ghaas ugay hamesha sabz rahy,

Or aes sabz k jis ki koi misaal na ho!

“Happy independence Day”