Peter Piper
If Peter Piper Picked A Peck Of Pickeld Peppers, How Many Pickled Peppers Did Peter Piper Pick?
Posted in Tongue Twister SMS
If My Tomorrow Never Comes
If My Tomorrow Never Comes, I am Sorry,
For Al The Mean Things I Might Have Said.. I am Sorry,
For Al The Things I Did or Did not Do.. I am Sorry,
If I Ever Ignored You.. I am Sorry,
If I Ever Made You Feel Bad or Put You Down.. I am Sorry,
If I Ever Thot I Was Bigger or Better Than You.. I am Sorry,
For Everything Wrong I have Ever Done..
I am Writing This Because What If My Tomorrow Never Comes?
Wat If I Never Get A Chance To Say Good bye
Or Wat If I Never Get To Say Sorry!
Posted in Sorry SMS
Smoking is not good
People say that smoking is not good
But it is the way to keep loving
Because
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kiss
E=everyday
Posted in Cool SMS, Smoking SMS
A Smile Is A Curve
A Smile 
Is A Curve
That Sets Everything Straight
And Wipes Thea Wrinkles Away
Hope You Share and Receive
A Lot Of Smile Tomorrow
Here is 1 From Me
Posted in Smile SMS
Sardar Ne ABC Seekh Li
Sardar Ne ABC Seekh Li:
A:Apple
B: Bara Apple
C: Chota Apple
D: Doosra Apple
E: Ek Hor Apple
F: Fer Apple
G: Ganda Apple
H: Haraa Apple
I: India Da Apple
J: Jay’pur Da Apple
K: Kharaab Apple
L: Laal Apple
M: Mitha Apple
N: Nawan Apple
O: Oooo…! Apple
P: Paka Hya Apple
Q: Queta Da Apple
R: Rall Mil K Khaan Aala Apple
S: Saada Apple
T: Taqatwar Apple
U: Unna Da Apple
V: Veer Da Apple
W: Wadda Apple
X: X-Max Da Apple
Y: Yar Da Apple
Z: Zindabad Apple
Posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
She Came Back
Santa – My Wife Died Yesterday..
I am Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Coming Out,
What To Do?
Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back. 
Posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Meri Aankhon Main Mat Dekho
Meri Aankhon Main Mat Dekho Neend Chura Lunga
Na Dil K Qarib Ao Wrna Muhabbat Sikha Dunga
Gehra Hai Apsey Rishta Itna
Khuwaabo Main Bhi Aye To Apna Bana Lunga… !
Posted in Romantic SMS, Urdu Shayari SMS
A Woman Shoots Her Husband
A Woman Shoots Her Husband.
Then She Holds Him Under Water For Over 5 Minutes.
Finally, She Hangs Him.
But 5 Minutes Later They Both Go Out
And Enjoy A Wonderful Dinner Together.
How Can This Be?
Answer:
She Took A Picture Of Him (Shoots A Picture.)
Then She Held The Picture/Film Under Water To Develop.
Finally She Hung The Picture To Dry.
Posted in Riddle SMS
Prepared For Changes
“Life Belongs To The Living, And He Who Lives Must Be Prepared For Changes.” – Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Posted in Quotations SMS
Arz Kya Hai
Arz Kya Hai:
Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.
Ghor Kijiye Ga.
Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay
Nahi Tay. Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay.
Posted in Punjabi SMS