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Sleeping Duration
For Women 5 Hrs.
For Men 6 Hrs
For Children 7 Hrs
For Monkey 8 Hrs.

Hello My Dear Ur 8 Hrs Is Over.
Get Up Lazy Bum

Good Morning

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . .

Cute PrOpOsal-

BOy:hey I’ve GOt 2 WOrds TO Say Yu!

Girl:what?

BOy:I LOVE U

Girl:huh- Isn’t Dat 3 WOrds?

BOy:nO! BcOs Yu & I Are One

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

Smile to old means Respect

Smile to child mean Innocence

Smile to friend means Care

Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!

Still smiling?
Pagal ey oy

Salon bad najane kia sama hoga,
Hm sb doston me se najane kon kha hoga,

Phr milna hua to milenge khuwabo me
Jese sukhe gulab milte hain kitabon me!

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name In English.

Student (After 2 Mins): “Age Long Oven”

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti.

If You Angry With Your Loveable Friend,
Just Put Aside You Egos.

Just Hug Each Other And Say:

I Need You Idiot, At Least To Fight With Me..

Bv: Shadi Se Pehle To Tum Mujh Per Bare Sher Kehte The!

Husband: Ab Waqt Badal Gaya Hy

Bv: Phir B ‘JAANI’ Koi Sher Kehdo!

Husband: Lo SunO

Jane Jigar Janeman

90 Kilo Tera Wazan

Tu Jo Gir Jaye Mujh Par

Mar Jaonga Me Sanam…:-)