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Have The Courage To Follow
Your Heart And Intuition. They
Know What You Truly Want To
Become, Everything Else Is
Secondary

The Truth That
Many People Never
Understand,
Until
It Is Too Late,
Is That The More You Try
To Avoid Suffering The More
You Suffer
Because
Smaller N More Insignificant
Things Begin To Torture You In
Proportion To Your Fear Of Being
Hurt. . . �

“Develop A Passion For Learning…
If You Do, You Will Never Cease To Grow. . .” =)

‎A Lie Requires Regular Maintenance,

Truth Does Not.

” The Greatest Mistake You Can Make In Life Is To Continually Be Afraid You Will Make One”
~Elbert Hubbard~…

“Today Is The Black Day Of My Life
And Same For Pakistan Because
I Lost My Princess Colleague
And Pakistan Lost Her Pakistani.”

Teacher to Student: Sanu Murgi Ki Dendi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni…
Teacher Again: Aapne Desh da “father of nation” kaun ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni…
Teacher: Saanu Vaddo Vadd Kini Speed Te Drive Karni Chahidi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Pata Ni…
Teacher: Chal kal yaad karke aayi, ok?
Next day at school teacher chalo sunao ki yaad karke aya?
Punjabi Student: Mam, Mahatama Gandhi Ji Sanu 90 di speed limit te Eggs dinde ne.

Wife to Husband: Tumhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye Bachhe Internet Se Download Kiye Hain???
Wife: Nahi Eh Tan Singh Sahab De Pen Drive To Litte Ne.

Sir: Which is the most dangerous alphabet?
Sharma: Ji, ‘W’.
Becouse all “Worries” start from W.
Top Examples:
Who.
What.
Why.
When
Whom.
Where.
War.
Wine.
Whisky.
Woman.
And finally…
Wife (Worries Invited For Ever.)

Kudi Bust Stop Te Khadi, Mobile Te Gallan Kar Rahi Si,
Boy ohnu Comment karda hai: Haye! Kash main mobile hunda, teriyan Gaallan (chicks) naal lagya hunda…
Kudi: Haan, fer main ghar jaa ke charger teri *$%*& ch laundi…