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I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me
out from all the rest coz he knew I"d luv you the best!

I think you are very careless!
U come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I"ll have to take a bite of u.

Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry,
flirting is still free

New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights
in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so
lets mk them brother n sister.

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Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom
tonight!

If ur eyes r sweet u wuld like all the people of the world but
if ur tongue is sweet all the people of the world will like u.
Gud Day.

God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on
earth each day…and I just caught one that"s so nice
and true…it"s YOU !

Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set
with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening
with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully n tonight
all the stars came out to play a signal but all of them
are not shining, cos all they nows my friend is sick wish
u a cure soon and healthy days ahead