Free latest sms text messages & Jokes

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good
swimmer I would be?

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid?
I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

Without ur SMS days are like:
Moanday,
Tearsday,
Wasteday,
Thirstday,
Frightday,
Shattereday
& Sadday.
So send me SMS everyday.

I don"t care how many lips u hv kissed,
how many shoulders u have embraced &
how many times u’ve said, I luv u!
All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

Hey, I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins.
No Wonder!

Only the open heart receives love,
only the open mind receives wisdom,
only the open hand receives gifts and
only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

Hello!! What"s wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says:
The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

If u see some one without a smile, give him one of ur, coz u r
among a few good people who can shine others lives by just
walking with him a few miles.

kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena…
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati…
kabhi khu bhi sms kya kero….

girl: what do you like in me?
boy: Those two white big balls having black dots in it…
girl: what???
boy: yes i like your eyes. its really beautiful