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A cigarette

A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!

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Mine too

Two Sardar stopped suddenly.

1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.

2nd Sardar: Mine too

shall i go

Tchr: who answr my nxt questn wil b allowd 2 play out!
Sudnly,
Sardar threw his bag out.
Tchr:Who did tht?
Sardar: It was me.
Den, shall i go?

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Gajni Me Amir Ne Itni Body Kaise Banaye

Banta:Gajni Me Amir Ne Itni Body Kaise Banaye.

Santa: Jab Wo Jim Se Waps Aata Tha To 15Min K Bad Bhul Jata tha or Waps Jim chala Jata Tha

Taazi Hai Ab Bhi

Taazi Hai Ab Bhi Us Mulaaqat Ki Khushbu,
Jazbaat Me Dube Hue Lamhat Ki Khushbu,
Jis Phul Ko Pal Bhar K Lye Thaam Liya Tha,
Muddat Se Haathon Me Hai Usi Gulaab Ki Khushbu…

Kindly Grant Me A SMS

To,
The Frnd
Sub: I Miss U.
Oye,
I Beg 2 Say Dat Im Ur Frnd.
I M Alone. Mera Time Nhi Paas Ho Rha,So Kindly Grant Me A SMS.

wife:Ingane kudichal ningade karalu povum

wife:Ingane kudichal ningade karalu povum manushya, hus: nee alledi ente karal wife: Athu thanneya njan paranjathu, njan vallavantem koode povumennu !!

wife:Ingane kudichal ningade karalu povum

wife:Ingane kudichal ningade karalu povum manushya, hus: nee alledi ente karal wife: Athu thanneya njan paranjathu, njan vallavantem koode povumennu !!

Girl; i love you

Girl; i love you

boy; i love you to baby

Girl; prove it , scream it to the world

boy; *whispers in her ear* i love you

girl; I said to world and not me? :(

Boy;(kissed her and said “baby you mean the world to me I love you 4ever and ever” ♥♥

Kiss me here and kiss me there

Kiss me and hold me tightly close 2 U
Kiss me and whisper sweet words that R true
Kiss me here and kiss me there
Kiss me all over and anywhere
Kiss me softly
and kiss me hardly
Kiss me and and lay me on the bed
Kiss me from my toes to my head

Jo shakhs apnee zuban

Jo shakhs apnee zuban ko qaboo main nahi rakhta wo pareshan hota hai. (Hazrat Imam Jafar Sadiq R.T.A)

Nothing in the nature lives for itself

“Nothing in the nature lives for itself

Rivers don’t drink their own water

Trees don’t eat their own fruit

Sun doesn’t give heat for itself

Moon doesn’t ever go on honeymoon

Flowers don’t spread fragrance for themselves

Moral:
Living for Others is the Rule of Nature”

really want u to be mine

really want u to be mine,and i”ll say this all the time, u really are one of kind, and swwtest i”"ll find ,good night my darling, wish u sweet dreams till…

really want u to be mine

really want u to be mine,and i”ll say this all the time, u really are one of kind, and swwtest i”"ll find ,good night my darling, wish u sweet dreams till…

1 Hand of Help

1 Hand of Help,
1 Word of Sympathy,
1 Act of Humanity,
1 Smile of Charity,
‘n
1 Sweet “Hello” Can Change Someone’s “Mood” ‘n “Life”.. !!

Good Morning !!

don’t take tension

don’t take tension, u’ll get ur destination.
Don’t make ur mind jam, due to exam.
Believe urself, GOD will help you to get success.

Wishing you best of luck my dear…

As rain covers the sun

As rain covers the sun.
Truth covers the lies.
Angels cover the evil.
Flowers cover the garden.
I wish and pray
That happiness covers all the
Worries of your life.

As rain covers the sun

As rain covers the sun.
Truth covers the lies.
Angels cover the evil.
Flowers cover the garden.
I wish and pray
That happiness covers all the
Worries of your life.