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Jab Pakistan ko 1 run chaye hota hay 10 wicket hand me hoti hay to un par kia pressure hota hay??

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Yaar jeetne k bad English bolni pary gi

3 ways to catch a Tiger

1:Newton‘s method:Allow the Tiger to catch u and catch the tiger.

2:Einstein‘s method: Chase the Tiger untill it get tired then catch it.

3:Pakistani Police method: Catch a Cat and beat it untill it accepts it‘s a Tiger

tum lakh chupao seenay mein ehsaas hamari chahat ka.

Dil jb b tumhara dharka hai awaz yahan tk ai hai.

mohabt barti jati hai wo jitna dil dukhaty hain.
bhula kr b yeh dekha hai akser yad aty hain.

Hamary Chaly jane k bad
ye samunda ki rait Bhi
TUm say pocha kare gi

Kahan chala gaya
woh Shaks
jo tanhai main a kr
bas
tumhara hi nam
likha krta tha

3 gadhy zoo se farar hogaye
1st TV Dekh Raha Hai
2nd Footbal khail rha hay
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Nahi Tum Nahi…
Hamesha Aisa Kyoun Sochte ho Woh Mil Nahi Raha yar

!!MAA!!

koi batye mujhe is laz ka matlab

pyar wafa

qurbani

mohabbat

perwa

lagan

sachai

khalos

pakezgi

sakoon

khidmat

mehnat

dua

saaya

dost

humdard

rehmat

ustad

be-garz

masomiyat

ibaadat

imaan

diyanat

jazbha

jannat

yeh sab tu MAA ki khobiyo ki aik jalak hai warna Maa ki itni khubiyan hain k lafz khatam ho jain gey magar MAA ki tareef pori na hogi

Ek bachey ne bhuriya (old lady) k pass pathakha rakh diya
Log chilaye
Bhuriya pathakah
Bhuriya pathaka

Bhuriya sharama k boli

Chal hat
Who tu mai jawani mai thi

dr. apko kya problem hai pationt.. loose motion dr. kitne loose pationt.. boht loose .dr.. phir b kitne pationt ..intay loose ke ap graray kar saktay ho

zardari cycle pe ja raha tha nwaz sharif mila or bola ALLAH ke nam pe kuch de do saieen zardari.. aa chal tuje aik or chaker doon