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Woman To Doctor: My husband has the habit of talking while sleeping. What should I give to cure him?

Doctor: Give him a chance to speak when he’s awake..

Titanic K Saath 1 MEMON Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Raha Tha
Captain: Oye Hans Q Raha Hai?
Memon: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahi Kharida….

Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”

“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”

Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

Bohat “Khush Naseeb”kal ki “RAAT”Guzri,
Kuch”Tanha” par kuch “Khaas” Guzri,

Na”Neend”aaie na “Khuwab”koi,
Bas”Tere” “Khayalon”ke saath Guzri,

Kash tum DEKH sakty…
Tuty huy dil ko
Behty huy ansuon ko
Is adhury mosam ko
Kash Tum PARH sakty…
Mery hathon ki lakeron ko
Khawabon ki taberon ko
Dil k afsanon ko
Kash Tum SaMJH Sakty…
Mery lafzon ki gehrai ko
Honton ki sachai ko
Mehfil ki tanhai ko
Kash tum JORR sakty…
Iss DIL ko.. ..
Iss RISHTY ko.. ..
Iss WADY ko.. ..
Lekin ye soch kr khamosh ho jata hun.. ..

KASH .. .. Tum JAN sakty is MOHABAT Ko……KASH
KAASH

Sleeping Duration
For Women 5 Hrs.
For Men 6 Hrs
For Children 7 Hrs
For Monkey 8 Hrs.

Hello My Dear Ur 8 Hrs Is Over.
Get Up Lazy Bum

Good Morning

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . .