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Angrez In Karachi

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 06:49:51 +0000

Ek angrez karachi aya kuch dino me yahan ki zubaan seekh gaya

Uska interview lia gaya..

Q. Ap ko KARACHUI kesa laga?
Ans: Lusy Yaar..

Q:Yahan ki life kesi lagi?
Ans: Boht phateek hain yahan..

Q. Log kese lagay?
Ans: Boht chirandi..

Q.Yahan apney kia seekha?
Ans: Maine ye seehha hai agar karachi main rehna hai to Jiye Mutahidda Kehna Hai

Ishq Ka Rog

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 06:46:46 +0000

Kaisy Mumkin Tha Kisi Or Waseelay Se Ilaaj Faraz…

Ishq Ka Rog Tha “Abba g de Chitar paey te araam aya”

Height of Flirting

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 06:45:38 +0000

What is the height of flirting?

When ur love letter starts with “TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN”

My Name Is Khan

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 06:44:23 +0000

Ab tou karachi mei pathan bhi mutahida walo ko barey fakhar se yeh kehne lagey hai FARAZ….

My Name is khan and i am not a terrorist

Kitaabain Phaar Dega

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 02:52:57 +0000

Larki wale:Hum abhi apni beti ki shaadi nahi karsaktey abhi larki parh rahi hai.

Larkay waley:To hamara beta kia bacha hai jo uski kitaabain phaar dega..

Bhoot or Rohain

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 02:34:28 +0000

Boy: Maine suna hai is ghar main jin bhoot aur rohain rehti hain

Pathan: pata nahi, mujhe to khud marey huey 8 sal hogaye

Moral:Pathano ko marney k baad bhi aqal nahi ati..

Mujhe Waqt Do

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 02:33:00 +0000

Boy: Ap apni beti ki shadi mujhse ker dain main apko us k wazan k barabar sona dunga

Memon: Mujhe waqt do
Boy:Sochney k lye?

Memon: nahi beti ka wazn barhaney k lye..

Khush Iqhlaq

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 02:18:02 +0000

Yeh Paad waad koi buri cheez nahi hai “FARAZ”
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Bas Soonghney wala khush ikhlaq hona chahiye..

Excuse Me!!

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 01:56:17 +0000

Woh Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri Us WAqt “FARAZ”,

Jab Us Ne Meri Taraf Dekha Or Boli.
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Excuse me Paad Apney Maara Hai ?

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:57:52 +0000

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