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Jab meri maut ho jaye,to mera janaza uski gali ke saamne se lejana aur jab le ke jao to mera nikal ke hiladena……..Kya?
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abe haath.

Jealous Husband;

“Aaj tk tum kitney logo k saath soyi ho?”

Wife; Such bolon tu sirf aap k sath hi soyi hon baki sabhi k sath sari sari raat jagti thi….

ji karta he k khara kar k ap k hath m pakra don or ap zor zor…

sey hilaooo or bolo…
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“” IS PARCHAM K SAYE TALE HAM IK HEIN HAM IK HEIN”"

Buhat Dukh Hoa Tumharay Husband Ke Death Ka..
Chalo Ab Udas Mat Ho,Mein Hon Na.
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Film Dekhnay Chalatay Hain.

Deepawali ke subh awasar pe yaad aapki aaye,
Shabd shabd jhod kar deta tumhe badhai.

Diwali Mubarak

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GREETING CARD 4 you.
Kindly open it….

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( HAPPY (
( DIWALI (
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( Prosperous )
( New Year )

Kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho

Yeh jo tum bhool jaya kerte ho

Kis ka ab haath rakh ke seene per

Dil ki dhadhkan sunaya kerte ho

Hum jahan chaye peene jate thay

Kia wahan ab bhi aaya kerte ho

Kon hai ab ke jis ke chehre per

Apni palkon ka saaya kerte ho

Kiun mere dil mai rakh nahee dete

Kis liye gham uthaya kerte ho

Phone per geet jo sunate thay

Ab wo kis ko sunaya kerte ho

Akhiri khat mai usney likha tha

Tum mujhe yaad aaya kerte ho

Christmas is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas.

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.

Christmas is for children. But it is for grown-ups too. Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts.