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General Knowledge..
1) Wo Kon Si Jagah Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kiran Sirf 1 Bar Parri Ab Qayamat Tak Nahi Parregi.?
Ans: Darya-E-Neel Ka Centre..
2) Wo Kya Hai Jo Piya Jata Hai Khaya Nahi.?
Ans:ghussaa.
3) Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Or Jannat Men Jayega.?
Ans:fir\’on Ki Biwi Aasia.
4) Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Or Jahannum Men Jayega.?
Ans:chipkali (Lizard).
5) Insan K Jism Men Rooh K Rahnay Ki Jagah Kahan Hai.?
Ans: Shehrag.

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Beautiful Quote.

True Happiness Consist Not In The Multitude Of Friends,

But

In The Worth And Choice, I am Glad I Choose YOU!!!

Rah De Wich Khona Okha.
Apna Ap Lakona Okha.
Enni Wadh Gaye Wunya Dari.
Kalleyan Beh Ke Rona Okha.
Dagh Muhabbat Wala Bahu.
Lag Javay Ta Dhona Okha

Bush On 14-12-2008

Bush Finally Found Weapon Of Mass Distruction (WMD)In Iraq On 14th December….
The Lethal “10 Number Kay Jootay”

Now He Says “America Will Attack All Those Countries Where 10 Number Shoes Will Be”…
At The End He Said,
Maaliki Muj Ko Bachana Barastay Jooton Say

Aap Ki Yaad Main Ek Shair Arz Hai.
Today Is Monday, Tommorow Is Manglwar.

Wah Wah

Today Is Monday, Tommorow Is Mangalwar..

I Miss You Yaar
I Miss You Yaar..

Vishu stands for new and fresh
Life is always new and fresh
Let us strive to make all days a happy Vishu.
Happy Vishu

I Will LOVE You Until

TOM
Catches
JERRY

And

Has Him For DINNER … =P

Kiss Is The Key Of Love,
Love Is The Lock Of Marriage,
Marriage Is The Box Of Children,
Children Is The Problem Of Pakistan,
So Please Stop Kissing And Save Pakistan.

How blessed I am to be a Muslim!
I say a simple Salam to some, I am rewarded.
I smile at someone, I am rewarded.
I pray in Masjid with Jamaat, I am rewarded 27 times more than those who pray alone.
I begin anything with Bismillah, that action of mine is rewarded.
I think of doing a good deed, I am rewarded.
I control my temper, I am rewarded.
I hold the glass with my right hand while drinking, I am rewarded.

Alhamdulillah!

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