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Its amazing when strangers become friends, but its sad when friends become strangers. I never want to lose u as a friend! I met u as a stranger. Now i have u as a friend. i hope we meet in our next walk of life where friendship never ends.. I may not be the most important person in ur life, & surely not! But I just hope that when u’ll hear my name ‘Ahsan’, U’ll smile and will say, Dost hai mera

Sahil Ki Geeli Rait Par, 1 Larki Bethi Thi. Usne Apny Sath Bethe Larkay Se Poocha Tum Boltay Kyon Nahi? Wo Palken Jhuka Kar Muskura Diya, Or. Rait Per Likha. . . . Mere Moon Main Gutka Hai…

Beautiul Quotes
I May Walk Slowly…But! I never Walk Backwards…
(Abraham Lincoln)
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I Dont Need To Walk…
Because, I have a Scooter…
(Faraz)

Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:

Antibody:
Against everybody
Artery:
Study of fine art paintings
Cardiology:
Advanced study of playing cards
CT scan:
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Coma:
Punctuation mark
Bacteria:
Back door to a cafeteria..

Please stand up in the respect of our New Qaumi Tarana 2010.

Zardari ki zameen shadbad,
Bijli jaye har ghantay baad,

Tu nishan-e-Curruption Aalishan, Arz-e-Zardaristan,
Shad Baad wakeel barbaad,

Zardari ki Zameen ka Nizam,
Aatay, Gas, Bijli ka Bohraan,

Qaum Mulk Sab Gharaq,
Chaudhry Sab Painda baad,

Shaukat aziz mulk se farar,
Parchamay sitara-o-Halal,

Khoon main ranga sara saal,
Bhool apna mazi shan-e-Haal, Jan-e-Istaqlal,

Saye-e-sheri rehman

Boy 2 girl: Tumhari kitni percentage ayi???
Girl (rotey hue): Sirf 88% ayi hai..
Boy: Abay is pay ro rahi ho itne may to 2 larky pass hojatey hai

Dada apnay poatay se: tmhare teacher a rahay hen tm chup jao.
Poata: pehle ap chup jain mene ap ki mout ka bahana bna kr 2 hafte ki chutti li hy

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a Genie in a trap.
The Genie said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”
The woman freed the Genie, and the Genie said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”
The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The Genie warned her, “You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world”
The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.”
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The Genie said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.”
The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that you women never listen!

Trust is the Easiest thing in the world to Lose and the Hardest thing in the world to Get Back. To be Trusted is a Greater Compliment than to be Loved..

Jab Yad Ka Angn Kholon To
Kuch Dost Bht Yad Aty Hen

Me Guzry Dino Ko Sochon To
Kuch Dost Boht Yad Aty Hen

Ab Jany Kis Nagri Me,
Soye Pari Hy Mudat Sy
Me Raat Gye Tak Jagon To,
Kuch Dost Bht Yad Aty Hen

Kuch Baten Theen Pholon Jesi,
Kuch Khushbo Jesy Lehjy Thy
Me Shehr-E-Chaman Me Tehlon To
Kuch Dost Bht Yad Aty Hy

Wo Pal Bhar Ki Narazgian Or
Maan B Jana Pal Bhar Me
Me Khud Sy Jb B Rothun To
Kuch Dost Boht Yad Aty Hain:-)